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Is the Kardashian Marriage Calculator Hilarious or Horrible?

AdriHead 2012/08/07 19:27:34
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The Kardashian jokes just keep on coming... and they're as amusing as ever. Kim Kardashian's short-lived marriage to Kris Humphries has been the butt (no pun intended) of many jokes, ever since the reality star filed for divorce back in October... after only 72 days of marriage!

Well, for those of you who are married, now you can calculate how many "Kardashians" you've been hitched for... with the Kardashian Calculator! Yes, that's right: "Kardashian" is now a unit of measurement that represents 72 days of marriage. Do you think the Kardashian marriage calculator is hilarious... or should we give Kim K a break?

THESTIR.CAFEMOM.COM reports:
The jokes about the longevity (or lack thereof) of the Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries union have been running wild. But nothing has quite captured the insanity of spending $17.9 million on a wedding for a marriage that lasted just 72 days like the Kardashian Calculator.
Kardashian Marriage Calculator

Read More: http://bryanforbes.github.com/kardashian-calc/

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  • gizzibag 2012/08/08 00:17:18
    Hilarious
    gizzibag
    +9
    marriage for 72 days and yet people are against gay marriage cause of the sanctity of marriage. the other was britney spear who got married for fun then had it annulled

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  • Edie 2012/08/08 20:14:56
    Horrible
    Edie
    Anytime a couple have a failed marriage it is sad for all involved.
  • Portholus 2012/08/08 19:37:39
    Hilarious
    Portholus
    She may be getting a bad rap for it but she has also been doing a great deal to make Kris Humphries look bad (on the show) and to keep all of this secret by making sure he can not talk.

    If she had wanted it all over as bad as she has been claiming just give him the anulement and get it over with.
  • Earl Hickey 2012/08/08 19:21:35
    Hilarious
    Earl Hickey
    +1
    with that butt she can shop around
  • LittleMistersMom 2012/08/08 18:53:00
    Hilarious
    LittleMistersMom
    +1
    LMAO! I just shared that with my co-workers, and we figured out that my friend I work with and her husband will celebrate their Golden Kardashian in October!
  • Zeus2713 2012/08/08 17:15:50
    Hilarious
    Zeus2713
    This is super funny, I would buy it for the hell of it
  • Ben 2012/08/08 17:04:39
    Hilarious
    Ben
    +5
    I've been with my partner for 8 years (that's 40.6 Kardashians) and yet can't get married....hmmmm, something Hilarious AND Horrible about that!!!!!
  • Shanvan 2012/08/08 16:53:12
    Hilarious
    Shanvan
    +2
    According to the Kardashian Calculator, I have been married 122.47 Kardashians.
    For some reason it seems shorter then 24+ years....
    LMAO!!!!
  • Hope 2012/08/08 16:22:45
    Horrible
    Hope
    +5
    I'm tired of hearing about them
  • bill.fife.3 2012/08/08 16:11:55
    Hilarious
    bill.fife.3
    +7
    "...should we give Kim K a break?"
    Seriously?
    Give me one reason to give a completely self-absorbed bimbo who brazenly and openly advocates cruelty to the helpless and voiceless any break. Rather I say make a bloody example of her. Anything to discourage copycats.
  • Aksana 2012/08/08 16:08:30
    Hilarious
    Aksana
    hahaha
  • Brenda 2012/08/08 16:05:57
    Hilarious
    Brenda
    ACTUALLY BOTH!
  • Jennifer Maesner 2012/08/08 15:51:42
    Hilarious
    Jennifer Maesner
    +7
    She's an attention whore who married for publicity. She brought this on herself.
  • cass 2012/08/08 15:41:41
    Hilarious
    cass
    +1
    All the way to the bank...
  • Zoey Hernandez 2012/08/08 15:41:05
    Hilarious
    Zoey Hernandez
    Lol
  • Lisa Patterson 2012/08/08 15:21:59
    Hilarious
    Lisa Patterson
    Funny but also thought provoking
  • wallygator64 2012/08/08 14:55:24
    Hilarious
    wallygator64
    Its funny and sad at the same time.That whole family is money driven,and opportunistic.
  • lizard7 2012/08/08 14:53:08
    Hilarious
    lizard7
    +2
    But i'm sick of hearing about the Kardashians
  • MarcusRP 2012/08/08 14:51:35
    Hilarious
    MarcusRP
    +1
    Personally, I respect the Kardashians for making money from being untalented. If they can get people to tune in to their garbage, then I think the real problem is with us, not them.
  • Matt Forrester 2012/08/08 14:50:20
    Hilarious
    Matt Forrester
    How could 72 people have thought that this idea is "horrible", rather than "hilarious"?!!
  • The heartless 2012/08/08 14:44:26
    Horrible
    The heartless
    +2
    She looked like a whore on her "Wedding day". I'm sick of hearing about this bitch and her family and the quicker we ignore 'The Karwhorians' the sooner this lot will fade away into obscurity... never to be heard of again.
  • kerrtoons 2012/08/08 14:37:01
    Hilarious
    kerrtoons
    Finally, a time unit that is more precise than dog years.
  • harley oldman 2012/08/08 14:12:18
    Hilarious
    harley oldman
    HILARIOUS.......Much like these Stooges faces without makeup....!
  • cjj ~ FTGOP 2012/08/08 13:33:12
    Horrible
    cjj ~ FTGOP
    +2
    So many screaming about the necessity to conserve the sanctity of marriage by banning gays to marry but turn a blind eye to those heteros making direct mockery of the union. The hypocrisy is sickening!
  • ♥Gabs1697♥ 2012/08/08 12:32:57
    Hilarious
    ♥Gabs1697♥
    +2
    Lmfao! Lmao gif
  • Sandman366 ♥Gabs1697♥ 2012/08/08 15:03:05
    Sandman366
    +1
    That's one seriously ugly face.
  • ♥Gabs1697♥ Sandman366 2012/08/08 16:54:36
    ♥Gabs1697♥
    Lmao!~
  • Angelika Insomniac 2012/08/08 11:53:53
    Hilarious
    Angelika Insomniac
    +1
    I actually think it's stupid and I can't wait for the Kardashian's 15 minutes of fame to be OVAH!
  • Vicereine Killbride 2012/08/08 11:28:50
    Hilarious
    Vicereine Killbride
    +1
    Why is she famous?
  • L1 2012/08/08 11:00:09
    Horrible
    L1
    She's boring....
  • Tom R 007 2012/08/08 10:50:04
    Hilarious
    Tom R 007
    Kim Kardashian is a talentless media whore with the intelligence and sophistication of an overripe avocado.
  • POWERSHAKER 2012/08/08 10:45:46
  • sally 2012/08/08 09:44:10
    Hilarious
    sally
    lets hope the next time she does it she's married for more than just one kardash.
  • Julia Anne 2012/08/08 09:07:14
    Hilarious
    Julia Anne
    I'm gonna love you forever....for 72 days Amen. I had too :).
  • Rebellion 2012/08/08 08:12:10
    Hilarious
    Rebellion
    Poor Kim.
  • DPRKworker 2012/08/08 07:58:58
    Hilarious
    DPRKworker
    +4
    She is a sad, sad whore.
  • Tom R 007 DPRKworker 2012/08/08 10:50:32
    Tom R 007
    Hahahahahahahahahahaha :-D
  • Kingarthurup 2012/08/08 04:59:45
    Hilarious
    Kingarthurup
    +1
    should be 72 hours.
  • 2cool4skool<3 2012/08/08 04:15:14
    Horrible
    2cool4skool<3
    +1
    It's just completely stupid how people these days (kim kardashia) don't tend to take marriage seriously. I mean if you're going to have to get married you take it because you love that person wholeheartedly not because of money. It's so obvious that kim only wanted a freakin fairytale wedding that lasted ... oh yeah 72 days and look at that... Nek minit divorce.
  • C4TSMILEY 2012/08/08 03:20:44
    Hilarious
    C4TSMILEY
    hahahaha I told it I got married in 1890.... I've never even liked someone that much that I'd want to marry them!
  • Twinkle 2012/08/08 02:47:07
    Hilarious
    Twinkle

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