Saying: Come on, boy, let's go for a ride -- gets dogs in the car faster than saying: Come on, boy. Let's go to the vet. They have a sixth sense about when they are having to go to the doctor!
Yeah, I had a friend who ripped a few tendons and tore a few ligaments before he decided that racquetball was safer. Would it be OK if I just flogged myself with a card-table chair on cue?
Ankle biters,... that sounds like a reincarnation position. I would be a practical joker ghost. Nothing evil but pranks like rearranging the refrigerator, kitchen cabinets, Saran wrap the toilet,... stuff like that.
Why so glum? I don't even think about death that much. Perhaps the thing that scares me most is knowing I'll be stuck with some of the jerks I thought I was rid of for good.
I'm burned out. Been a long day, and it got up to 108. Yesterday was 110 and it is zapping my energy. Even the electronics on vehicles are acting up. On Friday it was the fuel pump relay, today, the door locks wouldn't work. Sizzling.
Irrespective as to whether your pet understands you or not, the real harm is to yourself, and if your pet does understand (dogs understand a lot of things) it is just cruel as they do not understand jokes.
Yes! When my dog (occasionally) does something wrong I simply tell him, "I don't approve of your present behaviour." He goes to his bed and waits for me to forgive him by calling him over.
Might pass out near the campfire and get pissed on though.
I'd be hitting 3 pointers from all angles.
Would it be OK if I just flogged myself with a card-table chair on cue?
My foot, when some moron drooped a door on it from the overheads at Home Depot.
I had to run an errand
I accomplished that out of the top bunk quite often when I had to share a room with my brother. Talk about rude awakenings.
(tree falling in the forest thingy)
I've just never seen a nekkid ghost yet.
Ah,.... but there's always tomorrow.
I would be a practical joker ghost.
Nothing evil but pranks like rearranging the refrigerator, kitchen cabinets, Saran wrap the toilet,... stuff like that.
Perhaps the thing that scares me most is knowing I'll be stuck with some of the jerks I thought I was rid of for good.
Yesterday was 110 and it is zapping my energy.
Even the electronics on vehicles are acting up.
On Friday it was the fuel pump relay, today, the door locks wouldn't work. Sizzling.