Is it cool to twitter your wiener and if so, to who?

Ever since lil ugly nerd and great leader wannabe Kim Ill Sung tried to make up for his lack of height and manhood with the Mi Dong II ballistic missile, male politicians have been wanting to promote all their assets to gain popularity with their constituents in all sorts of creative ways.

Take the case of soon to be former congressman Wiener (The Wiener Report): Why would the Congressman start sending photos of his package to not only voters and constituients in his district, but also to cute females poking his Facebook account. Could it be that he secretly got his desire to have the most talked about Weiner on the planet?

I mean think about it ! He is a member of The Chosen People of God religion. This so-called religion enjoys its special very own group of haters called "anti-Semites."

(*If you hate me for any reason, you have to be content to just be an anti-V as I'm currently not divulging my religion.)

I think where Anthony really screwed up was first of all making the copy machines produce images of his tallywacker and leaving someone else to clean up the mess on the taxpayer dime.

He also lied about this when first confronted!

"Oy Veh! Someone has hacked my schlonge!!!!!"

Instead of:
"Yeah, thats the monster, out of my way, its feeding time!"

Lets explore several possible motives for this turn of events.
Remember, there is no right answer, only RWNJs.



Thanks!