In this day and age, Ladies and Gents, Do you carry any kind of protection?

(1) I just answered this way for fun. But, I usually have some creative places where I hide my protective weapons. However, the Condom is probably the best weapon up here...could blow it up I guess...and those special ones that have added effects, put it in the mouth...not that I've tried it, or want to. :P

(2) I can hide spring-loaded pens in my fingerless gloves. My thumb can spring the sharp end out and only need to jab for the person attacking me to feel that one, as the pen would stick out underneath the finger of choice (Ring or Middle works fine. Pen is concealed and cannot be seen), I'd move my finger to the side so that the pen can have a higher driving force than a conventional stab, when I do it this way. I tried this before too with a pack of salami. I drove the pen through it with the driving force of a punch.

(3) I also carry my keys with me, adds protection to my stomach as one can hurt the hand by hitting the key chain where the keys hang from, also I can use it as a pretty good whip and the keys being sharp enough for a pin-point knife as I use them for opening boxes hehe.

(4) I also carry the knowledge of pressure points, and knowing where they are in the neck and head, and where and how to strike so it can hurt. I also know how to attack the nervous system and shut the muscles down in the arms and legs ^^.

(5) My best friend Andrew challenged me with both the keys and the pinch part of a finisher I know; he's thicker and probably stronger than me. The keys drove deep and the pinch made him fall to his knees had pain in his arms.

(6) From there if I continued and it was not my best friend and someone that was attacking me for real, I would knee drive his head, in the temples to knock his brain around and finish with a kick press to his head to knock him onto his back and head to the ground from the whiplash that it would cause, all while holding his neck at the nerves till the finishing move takes the hit. It's a finishing move that I trained.

(7) I prefer to use any of my methods said or unsaid, rather than a cheap breast/nut blast or using a gun for protection, unless it shot anything I put in it, no. I don't like guns and prefer to use something else, unless it was a real desperation on my part and had no other choice. Thank you.