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If your pet could talk what do you think it would say?

FJ 2012/05/04 07:39:52
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  • Jaroslav Dantes 2012/05/16 18:35:49
    Jaroslav Dantes
    I stopped a minute to speak, and I reached for a bottle of Scotland.
  • the judgebigdogeagle 2012/05/16 01:31:24
    the judgebigdogeagle
    Plenty.Move over big butt. You are not going to eat that are you. I got to pee. are afew.
  • carl 2012/05/15 18:43:28
    carl
    I have an African grey and her first words were shhhh be quiet.
  • Elauna 2012/05/08 05:31:00
    Elauna
    Where's my sister, Cho? Why did she leave us so soon?
  • Anna 2012/05/06 03:40:25
    Anna
    My dog is simple "Why don't play more? Why don't you you feed me more? Why can't I go on the furniture? What do you mean I can't chew this? Get the baby to stop sitting on me."
    As for my cats...it's probably best for the best that I can't understand them.
  • baxter 2012/05/05 20:14:17
    baxter
    HE would say can i have some of your crusty roll
  • jules 2012/05/05 15:07:08
    jules
    I have 3 cats and the male cat Tommy doesn't get along with one of my females and he would say, "Tell Foxy to stay the hell off my cat bed."

    (These 2 always compete for who gets to sleep on that thing.)
    It sits on a good spot on our printer next to a window where the sun comes in. =)
  • Sasori 2012/05/05 13:32:29
    Sasori
    hopefully:
    your the best owner and i think you should do this and that
    my dogs could tell me what they don't like and what they do
  • Me 2012/05/05 03:01:53
    Me
    nothing...cuz i dont have a pet
  • dlsofsetx 2012/05/04 21:31:48
    dlsofsetx
    Nothing,I have no pets.
  • Honeybuns 2012/05/04 19:30:09
    Honeybuns
    Im not sure anything really. I think something nice.
  • kitkat42 2012/05/04 19:29:20
  • mrs.heart attack 2012/05/04 18:01:29
    mrs.heart attack
    +1
    bitch get me some food...lmfao
  • Libertarian Right 2012/05/04 14:28:49
    Libertarian Right
    How many different definitions could "WOOF!" possibly have? It's the only word in his vocabulary.
  • Piwan 2012/05/04 14:28:34
    Piwan
    "FEED ME!"
  • Kashee 2012/05/04 14:19:45
    Kashee
    +2
    "mom, I'm sorry I keep peeing in the house"
    Then they'd do it an hour later.
    doggie  I m Sorry
  • cate 2012/05/04 12:51:31 (edited)
    cate
    +1
    "Hey Biatch, get me a treat!"
  • Brad # 2486547 2012/05/04 12:29:45
    Brad # 2486547
    +1
    "Do you think the Wizard will give me a brain?"
  • Christmas; In Chrome 2012/05/04 12:19:16
    Christmas; In Chrome
    +1
    The hamster: "Hey guy, can you do me a favor and lemme outta here?" The cat: "Yeah!" *looks shifty* "Umm.. bcause like... he should be free? Right! Freedom, that's it! OPEN THE CAGE I'M HUNGRY!!!"
  • MissingTheO.C. 2012/05/04 12:02:45
    MissingTheO.C.
    +1
    Not sure. Probably about how he would prefer to have the meat in the morning and night rather than biscuits in morning and meat at night lol.
  • Pat 2012/05/04 11:52:10
    Pat
    +1
    Sam would say, "What were you thinking when you bought two cats?!"
  • Pat Pat 2012/05/04 13:39:02
    Pat
    Forgot to say Sam is a DOG!
  • BrianD3 2012/05/04 11:35:09
  • pterodactyl 2012/05/04 11:24:09
    pterodactyl
    +1
    I AM GOING TO PEE ON YOUR TIRES LOLZ MOMMA MOMMA LOOK I PEED ON THAT GUYS TIRES FOR YOU
  • Jackal 2012/05/04 11:10:28
    Jackal
    +1
    Can I have some more cream cheese?

    I gave my cat some cream cheese once, and now he begs for it all the time!
  • lurx: the soda jerk 2012/05/04 10:58:16
    lurx: the soda jerk
    +2
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  • kitkat42 lurx: t... 2012/05/04 19:29:58
    kitkat42
    +1
    I absolutely love Gary Larson!
  • Jack's Pearl 2012/05/04 10:56:22
    Jack's Pearl
    "Stop peeing on things left on the floor! You've got open access to the outside world even...use it! Not to mention your littler box."
  • donlover 2012/05/04 10:03:31
    donlover
    +1
    it will just give compliment about how you treat him. if you treat him right that is a bonus but the otherwise then accept to receive what ever it would tell you.
  • john 2012/05/04 08:38:38
    john
    +1
    "take me for a walk and bring lots of treats" loves her walks
  • ☣Lady Gothika☣ ™ 2012/05/04 08:33:43
    ☣Lady Gothika☣ ™
    +1
    FOODFOODFOODFOODFOODFOOD
    LET ME IN, LET ME IN, LET ME IN,
    aaahhh!!! stupid fat dog of mine LOL
    but i love her
    as long as shes not eating my guinea pigs
  • ⚜3rd Street Boss⚜ 2012/05/04 07:44:46
  • kyle 2012/05/04 07:42:34
    kyle
    +2
    i wouldnt know where to start
  • FJ kyle 2012/05/04 07:46:45
    FJ
    +1
    LOL XD

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