If you were stuck on a deserts island with Paris Hilton would you be her personal servant?

by Demon Destroyer Posted 2012/09/01 16:18:35

Related Topics: Island, Paris Hilton, Paris, Love

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munda 2012/09/01 16:19:26

No Way!! Voted off island

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I'd use her as fish bait.
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Amy Riddell 2012/10/01 11:56:14

Undecided

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I would, but only so I could hitch a ride on the helicopter she will undoubtedly summon from Daddy.

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Ray the Dog! 2012/10/01 08:57:01

Undecided

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I'd probably move to the other side of the island.

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Invader_Ellie_Slamacow 2012/10/01 04:46:44

Undecided

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I think we'd both have such a bad reality shock that we'd do everything to keep ourselves alive and well... but if she did try to boss me around... I'd move to the other side of the island and take care of myself and wait for her to either die or come crying to me for my help and awesome survival skills!! or lack thereof...

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Waiting in the Wings 2012/10/01 02:05:27

No Way!! Voted off island

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Her money would be useless as we are on a deserted island. What possible incentive could she use to entice me into service? I'll stay on my end of the island and she'll stay on hers, or we can start playing "Survivor", but I won't be the one voted off of the island.

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Demon D... to Waiting... 2012/10/01 03:05:49

Who said she was going to pay you. It would be your duty as a surf. lol

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Waiting... to Demon D... 2012/10/01 03:16:53

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If we're on a deserted island, class doesn't matter. We could play "guess who's more likely to survive?" I'm pretty sure I'd win.

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Th8nos 2012/10/01 01:55:57

No Way!! Voted off island

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HELL TO THE NOOOOOO!!! She'd be my concubine, fetching me coconuts

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Jorge Enriquez 2012/09/30 00:08:08

No Way!! Voted off island

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nope, sorry she will be my slave and sexual too
i dont like her but anyway lol

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Team Paris 2012/09/06 14:02:21

Yes I love Paris Hilton

I would love to be Her personal servant

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Demon D... to Team Paris 2012/09/06 23:46:05

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Why would you want to?

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Team Paris to Demon D... 2012/09/07 00:58:45 (edited)

She deserves it. Also it would seem like an honor to be able to serve Her.

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Demon D... to Team Paris 2012/09/07 01:48:24

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You must have a low oppinon of yourself wanting to serve a self centered bitch like her.

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Team Paris to Demon D... 2012/09/07 02:21:12

Nope, I just have a high opinion of Paris Hilton. You may dislike Her, but I think She's great. I definitely wouldn't have a problem serving Her on an island or here in the states.

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sglmom 2012/09/03 08:49:00

No Way!! Voted off island

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Jasmine 2012/09/03 05:34:00

No Way!! Voted off island

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No, but she could be mine.

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Demon D... to Jasmine 2012/09/03 06:14:41

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Deandra 2012/09/03 01:35:38

No Way!! Voted off island

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Not sure what I would do with her though, as she would be too skinny to eat, but she would definitely annoy the crap out of me so I'd have to get rid of her somehow.

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David Hussey 2012/09/03 01:33:07

Undecided

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I wouldn't be her personal servant, but I would be more than happy to service her.

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Demon D... to David H... 2012/09/03 03:03:13

+2

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David H... to Demon D... 2012/09/03 05:04:11

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LOL...... The Python lads are truly priceless! Know whata mean?

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Raphy 2012/09/03 01:31:13

No Way!! Voted off island

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You or you don't eat, simple as that. If she don't want to work...............well bye!!!!

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Cierra 2012/09/02 17:23:11

No Way!! Voted off island

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Hell to the naw! Now we can work together to survive, but that mean that both of us get equal amounts of work. But I'm not anyone's slave.

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Redneck 2012/09/02 04:26:58

Undecided

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I'd put her to work hunting and gathering and building shelter so we can eat and stay dry. She'd warm up to me eventually. :)

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Demon D... to Redneck 2012/09/02 04:30:06

What ever helps you sleep at nights. Ohhh I see.

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Redneck to Demon D... 2012/09/02 04:32:11

All that working together for a common goal and living in close proximity with a constant fear of sickness and despare would eventually lead to some "wild activity".

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Jack 2012/09/02 03:35:50

No Way!! Voted off island

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Stay away from me.

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Demon D... to Jack 2012/09/02 03:41:00

I bet she is sticky

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Jack to Demon D... 2012/09/02 10:54:01

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Ha ha ha, unless I shoot all over her.

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brittany 2012/09/02 01:49:43

No Way!! Voted off island

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i would try to stay away from her as soon as possible.

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kofp 2012/09/02 01:19:22

Undecided

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We'd open up a hotel on the desert island together and we'd have Donald Trump doing stand up comedy for us!

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me being me 2012/09/02 01:15:34

No Way!! Voted off island

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Hell no!

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Steve 2012/09/02 01:14:53

No Way!! Voted off island

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Absolutely .....NOT

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Dan 2012/09/02 01:13:16

No Way!! Voted off island

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I'm no ones servant.

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warrior goddess 2012/09/01 22:51:59

No Way!! Voted off island

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I would bash that bony bitch in the head and use her bones for soup.

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Demon D... to warrior... 2012/09/01 22:53:45

What herbs would you use?

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warrior... to Demon D... 2012/09/04 01:38:57

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Depends on the island of course. Something to give her blandness some flavor.

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"OG" 2012/09/01 20:46:00

No Way!! Voted off island

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But not before i used her in ways that can't be mentioned here !

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Demon D... to "OG" 2012/09/01 21:59:50

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Oh, my!

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John Hall 2012/09/01 20:22:40

No Way!! Voted off island

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No I'm not a servant to no one and Paris Hilton isn't all that .

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jody.cotton3 2012/09/01 20:11:31

No Way!! Voted off island

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i think i would slap her around,,can't stand that child,,,

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