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If you were God for the day, what would you do?

mooksiecuddlepoof 2012/06/21 13:51:20
If I was God for the day, I would make chocolate rain and flood the Hibs stadium. I hate the Hibees, worst football team made. I would also make sure that Cancer disappears for good, hate the thing.
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  • spoonerismFISH 2012/06/21 13:56:10
    spoonerismFISH
    +4
    hrm.. WELL! I would, give every lad who sagged their trousers MAJOR WEDGIES, show them how its done geeks. possibly, murder everyone with CAMEL TOE& MOOSE KNUCKLE! and get ride of cancer, its a bitch.. :l

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  • Alummina 2012/06/28 19:56:07
    Alummina
    I will plant all the trees back I mean all! everywhere so my baby's have fruits and vegetables and natural medicine, I will take money to rebuild the trees I will clean all the rivers fish will come back to the rivers and that is what you have to eat, so is corn and I will shut down the oil and build you electrical cars that can fly and run so you can come and see the universe I make for you to admired I will brake all the borders with one finger. The middle one and then I will take any trash....and you know that anything can be trash!...... well I will make it dust and take it away I will heal your minds so you can again love each ether, I will take Alcohol away and I will make you special cigarettes that will not contain bad chemistry that will react according to your gens so you have a healthy mind, Military will be here to help when is needed, Animal will not be aggressive or angry toward us, we will be able to Hugh a tiger wow! Animals will not be slave ether! like horses have to go back to be free like donkeys have to be free animals in general have to be free! if you abuse any of then you will be dust! all will be free you don't have to work you will have time to go visit niviru, mars etc or do nothing just admire the births play with the bears etc, sen will not be he...
    I will plant all the trees back I mean all! everywhere so my baby's have fruits and vegetables and natural medicine, I will take money to rebuild the trees I will clean all the rivers fish will come back to the rivers and that is what you have to eat, so is corn and I will shut down the oil and build you electrical cars that can fly and run so you can come and see the universe I make for you to admired I will brake all the borders with one finger. The middle one and then I will take any trash....and you know that anything can be trash!...... well I will make it dust and take it away I will heal your minds so you can again love each ether, I will take Alcohol away and I will make you special cigarettes that will not contain bad chemistry that will react according to your gens so you have a healthy mind, Military will be here to help when is needed, Animal will not be aggressive or angry toward us, we will be able to Hugh a tiger wow! Animals will not be slave ether! like horses have to go back to be free like donkeys have to be free animals in general have to be free! if you abuse any of then you will be dust! all will be free you don't have to work you will have time to go visit niviru, mars etc or do nothing just admire the births play with the bears etc, sen will not be here, you have a healthy mind, no wars yes! to government will be sending people to keep on building but they will not slave no ONE! they will build for love and only those who want to do it no problem I will make an army of builders! lets see we will have a fish tacos on Sundays with the best salsas mmmmm I will tell you more later. I Love you all.
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  • Kuruptsoul 2012/06/28 05:15:09
    Kuruptsoul
    +1
    I would turn all plants into marijuana, and all drinkable liquids accept for FIJI water into alcohol
  • sjalan 2012/06/27 06:19:40
    sjalan
    +1
    I'd get rid of all the organized religions teaching false dogma, doctrine and beliefs plus all the world governments then setup a world wide government based on love and helping one another. If you didn't agree with that bye bye.
  • Kibbles sjalan 2012/06/28 22:41:43
    Kibbles
    What about religion, are you going to leave a message?
  • sjalan Kibbles 2012/06/30 05:41:03
    sjalan
    What about religion? There would be none left since the only thing for someone to do would be to worship God or NOT BE AROUND. :)
  • Kibbles sjalan 2012/06/30 19:49:46
    Kibbles
    Well obviously someones gonna notice that everything got better.
  • sjalan Kibbles 2012/07/01 03:38:26
    sjalan
    OH!! Ok well yeah! MUCH BETTER.!!!
  • Me 2012/06/27 03:28:57
    Me
    +1
    start over
  • Psyblade 2012/06/26 22:29:25
    Psyblade
    +1
    First I would tell people to stop using me to justify their prejudice against people who are different. Then I would end world hunger and eliminate cancer. That's gotta go.
  • Kibbles Psyblade 2012/06/28 22:41:59
    Kibbles
    Bravo
  • Psyblade Psyblade 2012/06/29 02:34:40
    Psyblade
    Thanks
  • Heavy 2012/06/26 21:07:16
    Heavy
    +1
    Erase the presence of humanity from this planet.
  • DFA 2012/06/26 19:49:12
    DFA
    +1
    I'd get rid of all of the hate in the world, cure all diseases, stop natural disasters...
  • 3003573 2012/06/26 16:40:35
  • Kibbles 3003573 2012/06/28 22:42:17
    Kibbles
    What would oyu leave in its place, what message would you lead?
  • 3003573 Kibbles 2012/06/28 23:01:19 (edited)
  • Lulu's Mom 2012/06/26 16:18:13
    Lulu's Mom
    +1
    Clean the slate and start over.
  • vampire_lord 2012/06/26 15:40:03
    vampire_lord
    +1
    free my people from the tyranny of the sun
  • Janoy D... vampire... 2012/06/27 02:07:47
    Janoy Davis
    LMAO XD
  • _Ganjaa 2012/06/26 15:28:55
    _Ganjaa
    +2
    Cure cancer ; Legalize marijuana ; cure diabetes ; walk on water ; give homes to the homeless ; give food to the hungry ; and show people my existence.
  • Guru_T_Firefly 2012/06/26 14:37:43
    Guru_T_Firefly
    +2
    I'd do something that would prove my existence to everyone. The second thing that I'd do is tell my most fanatical followers to get a life and stop persecuting others for being different.
  • Wayne TH G 333 2012/06/26 14:34:28
    Wayne TH G 333
    +2
    Prove my existence by taking away all the pain and suffering in the World!
  • Mark 2012/06/26 13:08:14
    Mark
    +1
    I hate no idea that Hibernian was so loathed. Not as if they ever win anything. From now on it will be Celtic all the way, until Rangers pick themselves up.
  • Curmudgeon 2012/06/26 12:54:27
    Curmudgeon
    +3
    Encourage people to not take me so seriously that they forget human beings regardless of faith have to start working together to improve life for everyone on it. It would be nice to see people actually working together instead of constantly killing each other over which god is and isn't the true one.
  • ★~DoctorWhoGuru~★ 2012/06/26 11:17:47
    ★~DoctorWhoGuru~★
    +1
    heal people
    heal
  • Radical Ed 2012/06/21 21:56:04
    Radical Ed
    +3
    create the stargates
  • Metaldane 2012/06/21 16:37:26 (edited)
    Metaldane
    +3
    If I was a god for the day I'd make everyone I like a millionaire I'd make sure neo nazis the KKK the westboro baptists and all other hate groups met a fitting end I'd give food to everybody who's starving and lastly make the world of star wars, star trek, and mass effect real I can't help it I'm a scfi nerd lol.
  • mooksie... Metaldane 2012/06/25 12:35:07
    mooksiecuddlepoof
    +1
    that would be cool:).
  • Kibbles Metaldane 2012/06/28 22:43:30
    Kibbles
    You'd kill us then, the relays explode man, besides, Earth is screwed in Mass Effect.
  • Metaldane Kibbles 2012/06/28 23:27:37 (edited)
    Metaldane
    There more then one ending besides I'd be a god think I could change stuff up. Plus we gotta go sometime lol.
  • spoonerismFISH 2012/06/21 13:56:10
    spoonerismFISH
    +4
    hrm.. WELL! I would, give every lad who sagged their trousers MAJOR WEDGIES, show them how its done geeks. possibly, murder everyone with CAMEL TOE& MOOSE KNUCKLE! and get ride of cancer, its a bitch.. :l
  • mooksie... spooner... 2012/06/21 13:57:36
    mooksiecuddlepoof
    +1
    cancer should just die<3
  • spooner... mooksie... 2012/06/21 13:58:13
  • mooksie... spooner... 2012/06/21 14:00:41
    mooksiecuddlepoof
    +1
    it's disgusting, killed my nana, R.I.P beautiful<3

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