If you were a fly on the wall in the Romney camp headquarters, would you hear something like this?....

by Technotrucker_exposingthetruth Posted 2012/04/29 19:49:41

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	I think this is being said.....	4 votes	57%
	I think this is what is going on behind the scenes....	3 votes	43%

What the hell is going on here? Get the GOP on the phone right now!

Conversation between Mitt and the GOP:

What is this crap? You guys told me I had this in the bag! The Media is following the scripts you provided to them, I am declared the winner in all but a few states.

Now, these Ron Paul people are scooping up delegates right under my nose! WTF! Who the hell explained the delegate process to these people anyway? They aren't supposed to know about this stuff! I thought the D.O.E. took care of this over the last 50 years!

Paul has the majority of delegates in five states now! WTF! You said he would drop out before Santorum the religious nut job, and the Newt Gingrich book tour! But he is still out there! He is even in the black in campaign finance! How the hell is he getting so much money? I have the big corporations and their billions behind me, and yet I can't slow down a country doctor? This is absolute BS!

He has crowds in the thousands everywhere he goes! I can't get 200 to show up with free sodas and hot dogs! WTF! Don't give me your lame excuses, I am not the idiots that watch FOX, Paul is going to be at the Convention! He could actually win this damn thing! If I don't win the first round, I am F**KED! The delegates will roll over to Paul! WTF!

You better fix this! I have already sold 200 seats to my inauguration at 50K a pop! I don't like giving refunds! You said these people would buy the Media stories and that by Popular vote and believe I am already the nominee! Hey, you told me that money could by the WH, that being a Mormon would not be an issue, and that the sheep in this country wanted another Socialist President! I am that guy! So how the hell is Paul still in this?

Hey, I have changed my stance so many times, I don't even know what it is now, without referring to my daily update script! You said that is all it took to BS these idiots into voting for me! It worked for Barry, it should be a cake walk for me! Hell, he even took delegates in my home state from me! WTF!

You better fix this, and fix it quick. Buy some hookers and pay them to say they smoke pot and have sex with Ron Paul in the back of his limo! It worked on Cain, it could do the trick on Paul! Just fix it, I have promised a lot of people a lot of favors, and they are not going to be happy if I don't deliver! Now get it done!
CLICK!!!!!

I can imagine that it is going something like that in the headquarters of the Romney camp. What do you think is being said? LMAO!
This of course my satirical view of what could be, this is no way meant to represent any known conversations or facts concerning the Romney camp mindset. LMAO!

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Wally-Molon Labe! 2012/04/29 20:16:32

I think this is being said.....

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ROFLMAO. I think you have nanny cam you haven't told us about. Oromney has to sheeting in his pants. All these A$$holes who call Paul a loon are learning that with his 30 years experience he is a genius and they are amateurs. Great post.
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tlee 2012/04/29 23:40:40
Tinka123 2012/04/29 21:35:26

I think this is being said.....

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Excellent.

Honestly, right about now I think Romney is probably seeking out someone who can explain the delegate process to him. lmao

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☠ Live Free Or Die ☠ 2012/04/29 20:38:20

I think this is being said.....

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Anne, bring me some of my money! Having money around helps me think clearly! I'm trying to think of a way to cover up all of the obvious similarities between myself and Obama and make sure the media keeps ignoring Ron Paul, even though the race is now only down to him, Obama and myself!

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Technot... to ☠ Live ... 2012/04/29 20:52:30

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Not bad. Thanks for the comment.

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MrsJJS 2012/04/29 20:33:11

I think this is being said.....

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That was brilliant...thanks!

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Technot... to MrsJJS 2012/04/29 20:52:45

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Welcome.

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ConLibFraud 2012/04/29 20:32:33

I think this is what is going on behind the scenes....

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The GOP thugs are staying up all night to figure out ways to slander Ron Paul.

Question ... how come the mormon thing was such an issue in 2008 but not even mentioned this time around?

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Wally-M... to ConLibF... 2012/04/29 20:36:52

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Bought and paid for main slim media. And The corrupt government is telling pastors what to tell their flocks (aka sheeple).

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ConLibF... to Wally-M... 2012/04/29 20:38:20

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Exactly right!

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Technot... to ConLibF... 2012/04/29 20:53:48

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Probably because this time he is the golden boy of the GOP. It isn't in the script.

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ConLibF... to Technot... 2012/04/29 21:06:13

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That is the best response to the question!

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Wally-Molon Labe! 2012/04/29 20:16:32

I think this is being said.....

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ROFLMAO. I think you have nanny cam you haven't told us about. Oromney has to sheeting in his pants. All these A$$holes who call Paul a loon are learning that with his 30 years experience he is a genius and they are amateurs. Great post.

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Technot... to Wally-M... 2012/04/29 20:24:09

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LOL! So glad you enjoyed it. Just one of my spontaneous literary moments.

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