If you were a fly on the wall in the Romney camp headquarters, would you hear something like this?....
Technotrucker_exposingthetruth 2012/04/29 19:49:41
What the hell is going on here? Get the GOP on the phone right now!
Conversation between Mitt and the GOP:
What is this crap? You guys told me I had this in the bag! The Media is following the scripts you provided to them, I am declared the winner in all but a few states.
Now, these Ron Paul people are scooping up delegates right under my nose! WTF! Who the hell explained the delegate process to these people anyway? They aren't supposed to know about this stuff! I thought the D.O.E. took care of this over the last 50 years!
Paul has the majority of delegates in five states now! WTF! You said he would drop out before Santorum the religious nut job, and the Newt Gingrich book tour! But he is still out there! He is even in the black in campaign finance! How the hell is he getting so much money? I have the big corporations and their billions behind me, and yet I can't slow down a country doctor? This is absolute BS!
He has crowds in the thousands everywhere he goes! I can't get 200 to show up with free sodas and hot dogs! WTF! Don't give me your lame excuses, I am not the idiots that watch FOX, Paul is going to be at the Convention! He could actually win this damn thing! If I don't win the first round, I am F**KED! The delegates will roll over to Paul! WTF!
You better fix this! I have already sold 200 seats to my inauguration at 50K a pop! I don't like giving refunds! You said these people would buy the Media stories and that by Popular vote and believe I am already the nominee! Hey, you told me that money could by the WH, that being a Mormon would not be an issue, and that the sheep in this country wanted another Socialist President! I am that guy! So how the hell is Paul still in this?
Hey, I have changed my stance so many times, I don't even know what it is now, without referring to my daily update script! You said that is all it took to BS these idiots into voting for me! It worked for Barry, it should be a cake walk for me! Hell, he even took delegates in my home state from me! WTF!
You better fix this, and fix it quick. Buy some hookers and pay them to say they smoke pot and have sex with Ron Paul in the back of his limo! It worked on Cain, it could do the trick on Paul! Just fix it, I have promised a lot of people a lot of favors, and they are not going to be happy if I don't deliver! Now get it done!
I can imagine that it is going something like that in the headquarters of the Romney camp. What do you think is being said? LMAO!
This of course my satirical view of what could be, this is no way meant to represent any known conversations or facts concerning the Romney camp mindset. LMAO!
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