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If We Faced An Invasion From Space Aliens, Would You Rather Have Obama or Romney Leading The Battle To Save Earth?

ProudProgressive 2012/06/27 19:16:49
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I figured that for a change we should stop talking about trivial things like the economy or world peace and instead look at a serious issue - who do Americans prefer to see leading the nation in the event of an attack from space aliens? This is a real poll.

And please, guys, please try this time to remember your senses of humor.

Article excerpt follows:

Alien attack! Americans pick Obama over Romney to battle invasion from space
By Liz Marlantes
June 27, 2012

In what may be our favorite polling question of the campaign so far, a survey by the National Geographic Channel, first reported by USA Today, finds that 65 percent of Americans say Obama would be better suited than Mr. Romney to handle an alien invasion

And lest you are tempted to dismiss this poll as pure silliness, the study also found that 36 percent of Americans think UFOs exist, while another 48 percent aren't sure. Which means that at least some of the respondents judging the presidential candidates' alien-fighting abilities may see it as a plausible scenario. (According to the poll, 79 percent also say the federal government has been hiding information about UFOs from the public – which may actually say more about the public’s overall distrust of government than its views on aliens.)

Even for those who don't really think aliens might attack Earth, we say it's an interesting poll question – essentially prodding which candidate voters would prefer at the helm in the case of a sudden, terrifying crisis that threatens the world's very existence.

Or, to put it another way, it's kind of like asking voters which candidate has more Will Smith in him? Who'd be more likely to bring down an enemy spacecraft, charge over to the wreckage, and punch the alien in the face?

For most Americans, the answer seems to be Obama.

Of course, part of Obama's edge here may come from incumbency. He's already the president, so voters are automatically more inclined to see him as a wartime leader. Obama's foreign policy ratings in general have been a source of strength for him. This is the guy who took down Osama bin Laden, after all –so why not aliens?

On the other hand, it’s worth pointing out that in the most recent Gallup poll, Obama and Romney were essentially tied on the measurement of who is a “strong and decisive leader,” with 53 percent of respondents saying Obama was, and 55 percent saying Romney was.

Still, it seems being a strong leader isn’t exactly the same thing as defending the nation against aliens.

Delving further into the alien-fighting scenario, the National Geographic survey also probed the key question of sidekicks. Who would Americans want at their side in an alien attack? According to the poll, 8 percent chose Spiderman, 12 percent said Batman, and a full 21 percent chose the Hulk.

Hmmm. Maybe Romney should pick New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie as his running mate, after all.


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  • Guru Casper BN-ZERO 2012/06/29 17:26:29
    President Obama
    Guru Casper BN-ZERO
    MY 2ND CHOICE!
    captain kirk
  • SilveryRow 2012/06/29 13:40:31
    Undecided
    SilveryRow
    +1
    Leading America in the battle to help save Earth, you guys can pick ;)
  • strawberry 2012/06/28 21:29:28
    President Obama
    strawberry
    +1
    Definitely President Obama. Romney would run and hide somewhere. Obama has intelligence, a diplomat, can handle an aggressive situation if necessary. Obama is personable with a sense of humor. He would invite these Aliens to the White House to learn rmore about them. Give them some of his home brew beer. animated aliens drinking beer with Obama space aliens drinking beer
  • frank 2012/06/28 17:22:24
    Governor Romney
    frank
    I might have voted wrong. I forgot that Obama would have stoned them to death.
  • Frank 2012/06/28 17:10:50
    Governor Romney
    Frank
    Obama would give one of his speeches to them and they would realize he's lieing, and then they would wipe us out.....
  • JaguarSocialist 2012/06/28 14:24:05
    President Obama
    JaguarSocialist
    +2
    If Romney was president, his plastic, robot-like mannerisms would convince the ETs they'd been here before and Romney was their offspring. At that point, assimilation would begin.
  • Tedster 2012/06/28 08:34:10
    President Obama
    Tedster
    +4
    Given that Romney's a space cadet already he could not and would not turn on his brethren. He'd try to figure out what they wanted to hear him say and then say that to them.
  • strawberry Tedster 2012/06/28 21:33:43
  • Nick Name 2012/06/28 04:41:35 (edited)
    President Obama
    Nick Name
    +1
    Because Obama is actually a space alien.

    The facts are there people you just have to comprehend what you read and really think about it.

    In 1961 a black man and white woman, a married couple name Betty and Barney Hill were abducted by aliens. This is one of the first recognized and memorialized alien abductions.

    What else happen in 1961? Barack Obama was born. All this persistent talk about where he was actually born is a smoke screen.

    Obama was the culmination of months of alien technology to combine the DNA of his real parents the space alien DNA. Obama was born in that space craft in 1961.

    Sound crazy? Back then New Hampshire was considered the real start of campaigning.

    What state did the abduction/birth take place? New Hampshire.

    And why in an election year did a Memorial Sign go commemorating the abduction? How many times have you seen roadside government signs celebrating UFO abductions.

    Figure it out people, the truth is in front of you.

    Betty and Barney Hill Sign

    It's not even debatable. Obama is ready for his alien space brothers to arrive.
  • Rogue_L... Nick Name 2012/06/28 11:30:35
  • Nick Name Rogue_L... 2012/06/28 18:02:43 (edited)
    Nick Name
    +3
    Absolutely. He was actually in an alien spaceship. But it was in US air space, so he was in the US.
    Obama s father Barney Hill

    Barney Hill

    Honestly, does Obama look more like his 'Kenyan Dad' or Barney Hill?
    Oh crap, wait that last photo is James Earl Jones, he played Barney in the 1975 TV movie 'The UFO Incident'.
  • Ken Nick Name 2012/06/30 02:55:28
    Ken
    +1
    Thank you so much for sharing. What will we do to stop this alien conspiracy?
  • Nick Name Ken 2012/06/30 03:38:31
    Nick Name
    Gosh, I don't really know. This story is so crazy and unbelievable.
  • Ken Nick Name 2012/06/30 04:13:04
    Ken
    +1
    Sorry ... but we know a little...tin foil hats help us prevent the aliens from intercepting our thoughts. It is better still if we wrap ourselves in tin foil so they can't place any tracers in our blood stream. To be really safe, we should chant TSA...TSA....TSA every evening...and we get up homeland security...homeland security...rah...rah ...rah. At lunch time, ....sorry, I am losing it here...
  • Nick Name Ken 2012/07/01 10:57:04
    Nick Name
    Is it tin foil or aluminum foil? Aluminum is easy to find.
    Locating real tin foil is hard. Is just using aluminum putting us at risk?

    tin foil
  • Ken Nick Name 2012/07/01 13:25:51
    Ken
    +1
    It must be a conspiracy by the Obama administration. They have gradually removed the tin so we wouldn't notice the decline in our shields. This has permitted to implement their alien plans to eliminate hunger, poverty, desperation, and chaos remaking this human world in their alien image.
  • Nick Name Ken 2012/07/02 00:00:22
    Nick Name
    Insidious. We can only hope the uncertain future is kind to us.

    A friend shared a 'theory' with me. The real reason photography went digital - with old style developing becoming a thing of the past there will be less and less of their Real Tin Foil.
    tin foil
  • Ken Nick Name 2012/07/02 03:47:18
    Ken
    +1
    Wow....their use of time travel to set things in motion is simply astonishing. Next thing you know they will go back in time and change history...they might even insert communist slogans into the pledge of allegiance. You know add things like "liberty and justice for all".
  • Rogue_Loner 2012/06/28 04:40:46
  • Tedster Rogue_L... 2012/06/29 18:01:50
    Tedster
    +1
    And where's Spock when you really need him? Despite pushing their walkers in front of them I'm guessing they could still kick a little Klingon ass. Of course Michael Ansara and Ricardo Montalban are both gone so who's left?
  • Nick Name Tedster 2012/07/01 11:02:31
    Nick Name
    Kahn would have definitely kicked some ass.
  • Nick Name Rogue_L... 2012/07/01 10:58:15
    Nick Name
    +1
    Shatner would thwart them by throwing his toupees in their eyes.
  • MO.gal 2012/06/28 02:59:44
    President Obama
    MO.gal
    +5
    Great blog! I would rather have President Obama leading the battle. Only the POTUS could save us from an invasion from Space Aliens..
    president obama superman fighting aliens
  • Rogue_L... MO.gal 2012/06/28 11:31:31 (edited)
  • strawberry MO.gal 2012/06/28 21:36:06
    strawberry
    +1
    Romney would run and hide, just as he hid from Vietnam draft.
  • Guru Ca... MO.gal 2012/06/29 17:32:55
  • Bunny 2012/06/28 02:17:36 (edited)
    Undecided
    Bunny
    +1
    With aliens smart enough to get here, I'm sure they did much research and after reading this poll decided we were only good enough to drop off their defecto aliens and figured this must be where they belong-spacewise that is.
  • strawberry Bunny 2012/06/28 21:37:02
    strawberry
    LOL!
  • toni 2012/06/28 01:09:31
    Undecided
    toni
    I would have preferred a choice of none of the above. I figure any race advanced enough to have WARP drive would be advanced enough not to be invading other planets. If there were aliens from space on there way here Ron Paul would start shooting before they even had a chance to say "we come in peace." Romney would send out feelers and as long as they didn't intend to do anything silly like restore the american middle class, he would let them land after they gave him and his investors exclusive right to manufacture and sell all the new technology they were bringing. I'm not sure what Obama would do. He'd probably let the pentagon decide. Thats what he's done about Iraq and Afghanistan.
  • bobby 2012/06/28 00:43:00
    Undecided
    bobby
    +1
    Dalai Lama
  • unclepat 2012/06/27 22:46:33
    President Obama
    unclepat
    +4
    Obama would break out the drones. Ron Paul would let them have the freedom to do whatever they want and Mitt wouldn't be able to make up his mind unless the damn Koch brothers told him what to do!
  • MO.gal unclepat 2012/06/28 02:45:29
  • unclepat MO.gal 2012/06/28 18:18:06
    unclepat
    +1
    Thanx hon. Sure I'm late but...THE HEALTH CARE LAW STANDS FOR ALL TODAY!!
  • Heptarch 2012/06/27 21:38:10
    President Obama
    Heptarch
    +5
    Obama. Because he's far more likely to be able to create and maintain an international coalition of nations to fight the invasion.
  • FUS RO DAH! 2012/06/27 21:16:29
    Undecided
    FUS RO DAH!
    If aliens invade we should kiss out asses goodbye
  • ☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾ 2012/06/27 21:02:20
    President Obama
    ☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾
    +6
    Romney aliens Romney would worship them
  • luvguins 2012/06/27 20:23:47
    President Obama
    luvguins
    +5
    The president would have already located them with drones and zapped them while Mannequin Mitt was still deciding what his position should be, and what action to take. Super Obama
  • Lady Whitewolf 2012/06/27 20:12:08
  • ProudPr... Lady Wh... 2012/06/27 20:16:25
    ProudProgressive
    +5
    Or outsource all the humans to Mars!
  • Lady Wh... ProudPr... 2012/06/27 21:00:00
    Lady Whitewolf
    +2
    TRUE!!

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