If Jesus told you to jump off a Building, would you?

Lady Gothika 2012/07/10 01:15:03
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  • Kookieless The Sexy Nihilis... 2012/11/19 01:17:23
  • User Deactivated 2012/11/17 04:42:51
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    If He did, it would only be in my best interests, say perhaps the building exploded right after I jumped.

    The question, as a tool of potential ridicule of the faithful, is flawed. By using the name of Jesus in a fashion to suggest his reality: ie.; "If Jesus told you..." then your hypothetical question gives Jesus the power to speak to you, and therefore if he was real enough to speak, he would also have all the other qualities contained in the thoughtform "Jesus".
  • brooking heart 2012/11/16 10:07:00
    brooking heart
    if he jump first
  • mrdog 2012/11/16 09:20:53 (edited)
    Christ wouldn't give such a command.... Christians know it...bark
  • Jack 2012/11/16 04:04:38
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    Walk on water, yes but I'll say to him that he is off his rockers if he asked me to jump off a building. Oh, ye men of little faith.
  • OBEY 2012/11/16 03:42:43
    No because I'm not crazy.
  • The Pale Man 2012/11/16 01:51:29
    The Pale Man
    Why not!
  • xxx 2012/11/16 01:27:22
    I'm scared of heights.....
  • ☆RogueofDoom☆ 2012/11/16 01:24:50
    1. I highly doubt Jesus would say that to anybody
    2. If I heard or saw Jesus I'd probably go to a doctor first to check for schizophrenia.
  • Huki68 2012/11/16 01:22:59
    If I knew He was the Real Jesus and Trust me I will know
  • xxx Huki68 2012/11/16 01:26:57
    LOL! Sorry.. had to laugh with that last bit.
  • Huki68 xxx 2012/11/16 01:51:46
    Me too laugh
  • Hothooves 2012/07/14 10:43:28
    Pfft, no. XD
  • JDreDaCookieMonster 2012/07/10 17:48:31
    But I don't know, I hear he was a pretty convincing guy!!!
  • King Anti-Christ 666 2012/07/10 14:05:41
  • catbyte21 2012/07/10 13:15:29
    Jesus might have the ability to walk on water, good for him, But I don't have the power to fly so NO I would NOT!
  • Red Pixy 2012/07/10 12:12:45
    Red Pixy
    what if he asked me to jump off Burj Khalifa!! i'm not crazy to do that
  • Rave 2012/07/10 11:33:21
    I would firstly, go see a doctor and get a possible diagnosis of schizophrenia or psychosis, then look for treatment options.

    If a voice claiming to be Jesus was telling me to jump off buildings, well, then there must be something wrong with me right?
  • cookie monster 2012/07/10 10:29:44
    cookie monster
    Why would he tell me to jump off a building? Is there a giant jumpy castle at the bottom?
  • Valia-chan 2012/07/10 09:17:31
    Of course not -.-
  • lexi 2012/07/10 06:38:11
    Yes but why would he say that :)
  • shadow76 2012/07/10 04:25:01
    Because I know Jesus would never tell me to do that!
  • Nimitz 2012/07/10 04:09:18
    . . .But only if it were Jesus, and it wouldn't be Jesus.
  • Nam Era Vet #1 DNA TLC 2012/07/10 03:37:59
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    Jesus would not tell you that.

    Luke 4: 9-12
    9 The devil led him to Jerusalem and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. “If you are the Son of God,” he said, “throw yourself down from here. 10 For it is written:

    “‘He will command his angels concerning you
    to guard you carefully;
    11 they will lift you up in their hands,
    so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.’[d]”
    12 Jesus answered, “It is said: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’[e]”
  • Jack Nam Era... 2012/11/16 04:07:04
    That was the devil asking Jesus to jump. Now HE is asking you to jump is the question.
  • Nam Era... Jack 2012/11/16 06:30:05
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    Only the devil would ask me to jump from a building, not Jesus. We test the spirits. Any spirit that tells you to do some thing that could harm you is not from God.
  • Jack Nam Era... 2012/11/17 00:34:13
    Couldn't agree with you more.
  • Curmudgeon 2012/07/10 03:34:43
    Usually when invisible men start talking to to me, and or I start to hear voices in my head I think more about seeing a therapist to see if I'm going crazy. Jumping off a building isn't my first thought...lol
  • ahhaterry 2012/07/10 03:30:49 (edited)
    Jesus done left Chicago... and he's a real bear... so, screw you... ask a stupid question and you get a stupid answer,..

  • Dagon 2012/07/10 03:08:31
  • Vision of Verve 2012/07/10 02:59:04
  • Rammstein 2012/07/10 02:14:42
  • Vicereine Killbride 2012/07/10 02:01:07
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    Vicereine Killbride
    Your mother.
  • ahhaterry Vicerei... 2012/07/10 03:38:04
    that's funny. I like the cut of your jib...
  • Vicerei... ahhaterry 2012/07/10 03:39:34
  • ahhaterry Vicerei... 2012/07/10 03:56:43
    I like your answer. You're funny... just me throwing around English colloquialisms... I do apologize for being obtuse...
  • Vicerei... ahhaterry 2012/07/10 04:17:49
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    Oh. Thanks? Haha xD
  • Harley Squiggles the God \(... 2012/07/10 01:48:17
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    Harley Squiggles the God \(#o#)/
    The duck hates you.
  • dustin.oubre 2012/07/10 01:44:10
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    I've only seen Jesus that one time sometimes drugged my drink...at least, I think he was Jesus. Does Jesus like to molest people?
  • ahhaterry dustin.... 2012/07/10 03:41:26
    I've seen God whilst doing LSD... but I never was tempted to jump off a building... I suspect if you were drinking you may have seen Jesus as well... Jesus digs random outcasts... I doubt Jesus molests though... not likely at all... Christ is too filled with love... Jesus isn't your normal person you must know...

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