If i could take your spot at work for one day. How much training would i have to have?

i'm a student so i guess as long as you can write, you'd be ok

Hi-tech RN. Much.

My job is harder than enything else in the world!!

:( i cant see the pic.

haha its just a sketch of Patrick star with a board nailed to his head. I found it on the internet

lol. well..crap i wish i could see it to laugh too lol. that would be a...hard job being tim allen lmao.

hahaha xD I was actually goin for the inexperienced sloth^^

LMAO!!!!!!! xD to funny! almost spit soda outta my nose just now lol

hahaha xD then I must be doing my part time job^^

I would not allow you to, because there are way too many federal regs, to be aware of, fees and all kinds of stuff to be paid for; payroll to meet, labor department crap, all kinds of "safety" stuff, as well as CYA nonsense to deal with. It is just too complex a job for anybody, including me, but I've had decades of experience at it. There isn't ANY, and I do mean ANY amout of "training" that could prepare you for this job. Brain surgery would be easier to train for I'm sure, and root canals would sure as heck be more fun. Government bureaucracy isn't the least or the very worst of the problems and snafu scenarios to deal with, but sure adds to the difficulty, and you'd have to know your way around that.....which you could only know from experience. Nope. NO way would I allow it, but if you are offering, that is good of you, and I might wish it were even remotely possible. Thanks for the offer though, OTN! You are indeed a good girl.

Wow that sounds....chaotic Evan. And thank you :)

Probably none and don't dare ask a question, you can get in trouble for that. They expect you to be a mind reading psychic who should already know everything there is to know about the job, even though the rules change everyday and you are not notified of it..you are just expected to know.

Yikes!! that sounds frustating.

It is indeed.

Yuk, Panloker. Sounds all but impossible. Best wishes coming your way. At least it is a paycheck?

We all gotta do something i guess. :)

Thank you, hopefull someday soon that paycheck will be coming from another employer.

registered nurse....usual training for that for starters...
teaching degree....ditto
numerous endorsements, advanced certifications
parent-hood helped including 2 with special needs...
oh...and 31 years of experience being that nurse, 15 years as a teacher....helps a great deal as well.....not to mention a heart for students.

You do amazing works in this world Gwen i closely with RN's and wow they have their hands full. bless your heart honey for chosing that carrer!

Bless you, Gwen.

thankyou.
I am blessed!

thankyou.
I am blessed!

Now the question is which of my careers ..

for My Military Time .. you'd need UGrad/Grad Degrees .. Professional Military Education .. go through the Commissioning Process .. Being Licensed/Certified is a bonus .. work your way up through the ranks .. and yes, some post-graduate training and Continuing Education is also required ..
For my Civilian Careers .. License/Certificates .. Continuing Education .. and at least 10 years of actual experience as a Supervisor as well as in the field .. was necessary.

NOW That I'm RETIRED ..
hmm .. what can I say ..
pick up the tools with an innate ability to keep things maintained .. as well as a spark of creativity (and knowledge from my previous careers) is well used ..
and it doesn't help that I decided to take some College courses for fun ..
for I've found new interests in the Fine Arts ..
(the Juried Reviewers .. are incredulous .. that I'm Retired Military .. as well as now Blind .. )

What a full like you have lead! Wow!! One very busy busy person! Blind...well you can read this at least :)

Keep strumming that guitar and you'll be a shoe in!

When is the audition?! lol.

Tax manager with over 20 years experience. The position requires a degree and at least 5 years experience in a multistate tax environment. An intuitive, hard working, intelligent person could walk in off the street and pick it up with some mentoring.

Ya don't need to know all the answers. You just need to know how to resolve them and/or where to find the answers.

sounds like you got that nailed! Thanks for stopping by

LOL, Georgia. Multistate tax environments are a PART of my job as well. The EASY PART, I might add! hahaha! My hat is off to you too, because you have to deal with people whose problems require resolution, and who are probably anxious and nervous.

Well, it would greatly depend on which day of the month you decided to work. Some days of the month you could easily get away with doing a whole lot of nothing. Other days, you'd need to have enough training to be extremely fluent in Excel and database operations. Today was a heavy Excel day.

Ugh Excel just drives me insane! And power point pisses me off lol.

I don't use PowerPoint all that much, but I'm quite good at Excel. I have three wide screen monitors set side by side and a few of my spreadsheets are so huge that even with that many screens, I still can't see all my data.

Years of training because there is no room for error, you or someone else could be maimed or killed.

YIKES!!! What do you do? Animal trainer?

Worse, Beck. Animal Training would be safer and easier. ANY kind of dealing with governmental bureaucracy requires more than a whip and a chair. You better have the diplomatic skills of a middle kid, the wisdom of Solomon, knowledge of economics,......among all the other skills required.

Ya no....i would not do well in bureaucracy of govt. I just save lives. Easier that way lol.

Tree climber/arborist. I tell anyone who wants to learn to find another profession.

my brother is an arborist, he works for local Electric company. I love learning things from him about trees and plants. I dont think i could climb those trees though and chop em.