If Chuck Norris Ran for President, Would You Vote for Him?

by 666_Maggots~PassionForGlory BN-1 Posted 2012/08/27 22:00:00

Related Topics: President, Chuck Norris, Troll

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	Yes!	161 votes	41%
	No.	168 votes	42%
	I'm here to troll this question. ^_^	18 votes	5%
	Blue Flamingo...	26 votes	7%
	(Insert witty/sarcastic comment ---Here---)	23 votes	6%

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luke 2012/08/27 22:07:02

No.

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He's a homophobic christian, so no.
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liz is still alive 2012/09/07 06:42:22

Yes!

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Suat Forever 2012/09/05 04:02:47

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Kinda sad that this is a question by a breathing human.

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666_Mag... to Suat Fo... 2012/09/05 13:24:38

You must have no sense of fun or homour....

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Dan 2012/09/05 01:00:48

Yes!

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Absolutly!

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GrooVy 2012/09/04 04:09:33

No.

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HELL NO! Wasn't W bad enough?

Do we really need another stupid president who wants to start fights with the whole world?

Hell NO!

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Maria 2012/09/02 00:58:53

Yes!

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He's an born America and also an actor ....wouldn't be same as Obama ...Obama's vague way off.....know the big different between Chuck and Obama...

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Little Angel 2012/09/02 00:03:05

I'm here to troll this question. ^_^

Why would anyone vote for Chuck Morris? Time for a real change!

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gaylehelen 2012/09/01 19:00:28

(Insert witty/sarcastic comment ---Here---)

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"And one of my sons will be Producer, oops I mean Vice President"

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Jaroslav Dantes 2012/08/31 19:36:25

Yes!

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really?

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Daniel S 2012/08/31 04:03:22
ConLibFraud 2012/08/30 23:21:27 (edited)

Blue Flamingo...

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Would he be willing to expose the 911 lies? Expose the bin laden kill hoax last year? Finally prosecute Ofraud for the fraud criminal he is? End ALL foreign aid? Bring home ALL the troops? Prosecute the criminal federal reserve and end it? Prosecute those behind the chemtrails? Tell the MSM to start reporting the truth or else?

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666_Mag... to ConLibF... 2012/08/30 23:45:15

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Um... Quick reminder. Look at the section..... FUN AND HUMOR. Geez.....

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ConLibF... to 666_Mag... 2012/08/30 23:53:48

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Um ... exposing truth is fun.

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666_Mag... to ConLibF... 2012/08/30 23:57:11

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I guess fun is subjective............. REALLY subjective in this case.....

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Boblawbla to ConLibF... 2012/08/31 00:03:24

And the fact that these people love Chuck Norris is humorous!

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ConLibF... to Boblawbla 2012/08/31 00:05:19

+1
Now that is hilarious!!!

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666_Mag... to Boblawbla 2012/08/31 00:06:18

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Pfft I like his acting.

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Daniel S to ConLibF... 2012/08/31 04:05:22
ConLibF... to Daniel S 2012/08/31 08:23:46

The repub neos deserve what they are going to get.

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Diana 2012/08/30 23:13:58

No.

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No.

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Sarah 2012/08/30 22:05:11

Yes!

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You will have to find him first,or will he find you. :/

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\V/ 2012/08/30 22:02:30

I'm here to troll this question. ^_^

$\V/$

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President of the Denver birdwatchers society. They need a tough guy bad actor to make them feel safe and secure.

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SJG 2012/08/30 21:37:22

Yes!

+1
For dog catcher!!!!!!

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lalala :3 2012/08/30 20:15:19

Blue Flamingo...

:3

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666_Mag... to lalala :3 2012/08/30 20:23:30

And your answer.... IS?

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Heisenberg to 666_Mag... 2012/08/30 20:53:51

Gobbling V make you impatient?

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666_Mag... to Heisenberg 2012/08/30 21:34:29

What?

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jc 2012/08/30 20:13:07
wtxwoman 2012/08/30 19:29:00

No.

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No, please, we've had one actor and that was enough for one lifetime, thank you very much.

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Jarod Kochman 2012/08/30 17:18:23 (edited)

No.

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He would be the new worst President in history

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Bill G53 ~PWCM~JLA 2012/08/30 16:34:02

Yes!

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Anybody but Obama. Hell, I'd even vote for Jimmy Carter again over Obama.

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John Wa... to Bill G5... 2012/08/30 22:50:23

Well. there's some progress. I never expected to find a republican who was capable of spelling Obama's name right.

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Bill G5... to John Wa... 2012/08/31 16:42:45 (edited)

Most people I know spell it perfectly.... F A I L U R E.

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John Wa... to Bill G5... 2012/08/31 18:23:12

Ohkay... and here I thought there was a Republican that I could respect... my mistake.

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Professor Wizard 2012/08/30 16:34:02

No.

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He can't act... to be a good president, you have to be very good at acting like you care, when you actually don't!

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BIG BAD JOHN R. 2012/08/30 16:21:12

Yes!

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He sure couldn't do any more less than what they have already done.

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mr echo 2012/08/30 16:21:06
tokie164 2012/08/30 15:58:58

Yes!

+1
road house!

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Wm Kabrich 2012/08/30 15:28:04

Yes!

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Hell yes, especially after watching Expendables 2. Chuck Rocks!!

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Michael S Smith 2012/08/30 14:49:22

No.

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I am a bit shocked to see that Wash and Oregon two very liberal states the majority said they would

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