If adam and eve doomed the human race for an apple, what would they have done for a klondike bar?

by American☆Atheist Posted 2012/06/13 01:48:02

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Brosia 2012/07/04 15:56:04

THIS

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Made a sex tape and gotten mad famous for it?
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NUCKLEDRAGGER 2012/08/27 09:21:34

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Nothing, I would buy my own since I am not stupid enough to make a fool of my self for a few hundred dollars.

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NUCKLED... to NUCKLED... 2012/08/27 09:32:35

Sorry I didn't read your silly question correctly. Adam and eve were tricked by a demon in snake form into eating fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil so there are two different answers. Should the ice cream be offered to them after they eat from the tree of good and evil who knows since they could choose almost anything. Should it be offered before they sinned nothing that God told them was wrong. Sorry that is the best I can do for this silly question.

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ShelbyEly15 2012/08/10 09:12:03

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Nothing because klondike bars aren't worth it. They're just vanilla ice cream dipped in chocolate, in a square shape.

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Dawn 2012/08/07 17:44:35

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question made me LOL.

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moomoof 2012/08/06 18:39:42

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Yes i would :P

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Aksana 2012/08/06 16:56:11

Stoopid LiberAL communist Czar socialist marxist nazi atheist muslim, here is...

not sure

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misterz 2012/08/06 16:26:49

Stoopid LiberAL communist Czar socialist marxist nazi atheist muslim, here is...

Klondike Bar....

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gfreeman BN-0 2012/08/06 15:48:45

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Threesome with the snake.

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Sheled Umlal 2012/08/06 11:39:42

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They were a great Pear, weren't they!

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Michelle 2012/08/06 05:44:09

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That depends whether God told them not to eat it or not. :P

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VERYwiseguy 2012/08/06 04:15:30

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They would cut into their stomachs put out the skin tie it in a knot and create navels for themselves.

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Mrkando 2012/08/06 03:14:26

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It no doubt would have melted before they had a chance to take it. There was no refrigeration back then. Yes...times were tough!

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Mellow 2012/08/06 02:01:55

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Omgoodness, I laughed so hard when I read that question!

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AmericanVirus 2012/08/06 01:55:24

Stoopid LiberAL communist Czar socialist marxist nazi atheist muslim, here is...

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I just picked this option because it tickled me in a way that if Loretta tickled me, I'd be like "ohh yeah, that's nice"

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LovelyLady 2012/08/06 01:37:45

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Oh my, I don't think I can come up with something more clever than that!

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Transquesta 2012/08/06 01:17:13

Stoopid LiberAL communist Czar socialist marxist nazi atheist muslim, here is...

ROTFLMAO!

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BlondeAphrodite 2012/08/06 01:11:46
America... to BlondeA... 2012/08/06 06:15:16

How do I love hitler?

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BlondeA... to America... 2012/08/06 06:17:54

i dont know i was impersonating a tea bagger apperently they think obama is a nazi and a commie but if they opened up a history book they would know nazis and commies hated eachother so its like the 2 cross cancel eachother

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America... to BlondeA... 2012/08/06 06:19:03

ok

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BlondeA... to America... 2012/08/06 06:20:09

but i do love this question that should be a commercial

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me being me 2012/08/06 01:05:19

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That's great;-D

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Death Faerie 2012/07/04 19:13:43

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Oh...man..can't come up with one..but I will have fun reading the comments.

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BloodlessVeins 2012/07/04 17:27:31

THIS

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Brosia 2012/07/04 15:56:04

THIS

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Made a sex tape and gotten mad famous for it?

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Owen Banks 2012/06/13 15:56:29

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jump roped with a snake.

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Icarus 2012/06/13 12:14:52

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Doesn't bear thinking about :-) Love the question.

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beach bum 2012/06/13 08:46:25

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doomed heaven

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Singerar 2012/06/13 06:27:54

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....while it slowly melts.

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Shadow13 2012/06/13 04:47:58

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Heavy 2012/06/13 03:15:48

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The apple is a metaphor for sex so it would have probably been an orgy with the angels. The punishment- No sex ever again.

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Bloodle... to Heavy 2012/07/04 17:29:00

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0.0 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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DFA 2012/06/13 03:04:15

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All of it.

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Jen 2012/06/13 02:57:02

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Jesus! Do we even wanna know! lol:).....ok now I need a Klondike bar SOB!!

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socokid 2012/06/13 02:04:38

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Those things are devilishly delicious.

Compared to an apple on some stray apple tree? Have you ever tried to find a good apple on a wild apple tree?

Pffft...

"Unwrap hell!"

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Heavy to socokid 2012/06/13 03:17:04

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Wild apples are awesome. My friend has an apple tree in his yard and they are awesome. They also make great pie and wine.

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socokid to Heavy 2012/06/13 14:16:19

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Do they maintain it?

But again... compared to simply unwrapping a Klondike Bar in the comfort of your own living room?

More pfffft... ;-)

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Heavy to socokid 2012/06/15 19:22:09

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NO maintenance and it's free. I'll stick with the apples.

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Dark Angel 2012/06/13 01:56:06

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lmao XD they woulda doomed heaven and the angels as well :p

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