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I went to England and they spoke American??? Why is this?

☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾ 2012/01/11 04:28:02
Also they copied our city names like Boston, (New) York, Birmingham and the state of (New) Hampshire!!! Why do they copy us!!! Also why Do they say david beckham is English when he's American???
 rewrite history

Christopher Columbus, under the commission of King Washington sailed from Boston Harbor seeking a new trade route to Spain when he accidentally discovered the British Isles. He named the place England after the New England states in the USA. People in England are the direct descendants of American sailors and therefore speak American. David Beckham became an American citizen when he married his Posh Spice who is a direct descendant of Pochantas, a native American.
The United States has a rich heritage. Americans have migrated all over the world and populated all of Europe. Europeans are all descendants of the American peoples.

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  • Chloe<3 2012/01/11 11:35:03
    Chloe<3
    +5
    OMG!!! some people who have read this actually believe it...Can people really be that stupid..

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  • Eccles 2012/01/11 13:03:39
    Eccles
    Another Good one ROTFLMAO. Sounds Like a thing Dummy Don the Gun Rumsfeld or Bitch Bachmann or the Pathetic Palin would come up with as kids and do as adults if they are for that matter.
  • The River Rat 2012/01/11 12:32:18
    The River Rat
    +2
    I see your history knowledge is as bass ackwart as mine. In high school I once told the world history class that Magellan circumcised the globe!
  • doc The Riv... 2012/01/11 20:27:12
    doc
    +2
    No he circumcised the "world" they were very highly religious in those days
  • hari 2012/01/11 12:26:45
    hari
    +2
    nothing to comment but to laugh
  • Ana Novaković 2012/01/11 11:51:12
    Ana Novaković
    +1
    This is NOT TRUE! Did you see what you wrote?
    Christopher Columbus was an explorer, colonizer, and navigator, born in the Republic of Genoa, in northwestern Italy. Under the auspices of the Catholic Monarchs of Spain, he completed four voyages across the Atlantic Ocean that led to general European awareness of the American continents in the Western Hemisphere. Those voyages, and his efforts to establish permanent settlements in the island of Hispaniola, initiated the process of Spanish colonization, which foreshadowed the general EUROPEAN COLONIZATION of the "New World".

    Go on Wikipedia and read! I've studied it from History! Don't lie people around you!
    Americans would never exist if European people haven't colonized American continent that they discovered!!!
    European haven't stolen anything from you!
    Before America was discovered, Europe had everything! People lived in houses, they had ships, cars and everything! And what's with America in that time?
    In America only Indians were living - no ships, no cars, no real houses!

    European populate American continent. So, European haven't stole nothing from you!
    We have existed before you all! All that names of towns that you said we COPY, we didn't. You copy from us!
    So sad that someone don't know that European populate American continent.
  • Inge Ana Nov... 2012/01/11 13:50:56 (edited)
    Inge
    +4
    Wtf is wrong with you posting this whole rant as a reply to every frickin comment on here. Even to those who realise, unlike you, that this is a joke. Get a life, seriously.
  • ☥☽✪☾DAW... Ana Nov... 2012/01/12 02:08:06
    ☥☽✪☾DAW ☽✪☾
    Stop and Chill out

    1. stop Spamming your quote all over my poll
    2. its a PARODY Poll for humor purposes to show that people can rewrite history
  • Mark 2012/01/11 11:43:16
    Mark
    +1
    lol Good one. I like posts that make fun of idiots. XD
  • Ana Nov... Mark 2012/01/11 12:00:51
    Ana Novaković
    Don't call us idiots!
    This is NOT TRUE!
    Christopher Columbus was an explorer, colonizer, and navigator, born in the Republic of Genoa, in northwestern Italy. Under the auspices of the Catholic Monarchs of Spain, he completed four voyages across the Atlantic Ocean that led to general European awareness of the American continents in the Western Hemisphere. Those voyages, and his efforts to establish permanent settlements in the island of Hispaniola, initiated the process of Spanish colonization, which foreshadowed the general EUROPEAN COLONIZATION of the "New World".

    Go on Wikipedia and read! I've studied it from History!
    Americans would never exist if European people haven't colonized American continent that they discovered!!!
    European haven't stolen anything from you!
    Before America was discovered, Europe had everything! People lived in houses, they had ships, cars and everything! And what's with America in that time?
    In America only Indians were living - no ships, no cars, no real houses!

    European populate American continent. So, European haven't stolen nothing from you!
    We have existed before you all! All that names of towns that you said we COPY, we didn't. You copy from us!
    So sad that someone don't know that European populate American continent.
  • S123 Ana Nov... 2012/01/12 03:09:59
    S123
    He wasn't making fun of people like you. He is making fun of people who say thinkgs like "England is stealing from us!".
  • Mark Ana Nov... 2012/01/13 08:21:46
    Mark
    Did you even read the article? lol
  • Chloe<3 2012/01/11 11:35:03
    Chloe<3
    +5
    OMG!!! some people who have read this actually believe it...Can people really be that stupid..
  • Ana Nov... Chloe<3 2012/01/11 12:01:03
    Ana Novaković
    Don't call us idiots!
    This is NOT TRUE!
    Christopher Columbus was an explorer, colonizer, and navigator, born in the Republic of Genoa, in northwestern Italy. Under the auspices of the Catholic Monarchs of Spain, he completed four voyages across the Atlantic Ocean that led to general European awareness of the American continents in the Western Hemisphere. Those voyages, and his efforts to establish permanent settlements in the island of Hispaniola, initiated the process of Spanish colonization, which foreshadowed the general EUROPEAN COLONIZATION of the "New World".

    Go on Wikipedia and read! I've studied it from History!
    Americans would never exist if European people haven't colonized American continent that they discovered!!!
    European haven't stolen anything from you!
    Before America was discovered, Europe had everything! People lived in houses, they had ships, cars and everything! And what's with America in that time?
    In America only Indians were living - no ships, no cars, no real houses!

    European populate American continent. So, European haven't stolen nothing from you!
    We have existed before you all! All that names of towns that you said we COPY, we didn't. You copy from us!
    So sad that someone don't know that European populate American continent.
  • Chloe<3 Ana Nov... 2012/01/11 12:14:31
    Chloe<3
    +1
    Excuse me...i am not calling you an Idiot.. maybe a little bit ignorant because you have just had a rant at me for no reason..If you bothered to check you would have seen that I am from Ireland and the last time I checked that was part of Europe..

    And if you read what I posted first properly you would see that I was saying who ever believed what was written in this question was stupid.. and not Europeans...
  • D'eath Chloe<3 2012/01/11 18:54:23
    D'eath
    Oh! Yes they can.
  • tea for you 2012/01/11 11:18:57
    tea for you
    +1
    how is this English??????
  • Eccles tea for... 2012/01/11 13:17:51 (edited)
    Eccles
    This is what we have to deal with in Africa same thing different colour.

    Julius Malema
  • Pieter Joubert 2012/01/11 11:11:34
    Pieter Joubert
    +3
    But the american settlers in UK changed the spelling of the original american.

    Red Sox is spelt Red Socks
    Tires is spelt Tyres
    Idiot is spelt GOP

    They must hate their native country and countrymen, why else do they call them egotistical flag kissing small testical silly buggers, or are they only refering to certain sections of the USA
  • OzSurfer 2012/01/11 10:44:26
    OzSurfer
    I think every country copies the US in some way in some way, even if they don't want to admit it. We sure do in Australia. In fact there's a running joke that anything we read about happening in the US for better or worse happens here about 2 years later. I heard one of our politicians say once that "inside every Australian is an American trying to get out". :)
  • tea for... OzSurfer 2012/01/11 11:15:49
    tea for you
    +1
    Aussies are upside down
  • Zach Tool tea for... 2012/01/11 18:10:42
    Zach Tool
    but we wake up before you every day. you are always half a day behind
  • tea for... Zach Tool 2012/01/11 18:13:55
    tea for you
    should have used that time to learn English
  • Zach Tool tea for... 2012/01/11 20:09:18
    Zach Tool
    everyone else on here seems to cope ok. are you really so narrow in your outlook
  • Ana Nov... OzSurfer 2012/01/11 12:01:22
    Ana Novaković
    This is NOT TRUE!
    Christopher Columbus was an explorer, colonizer, and navigator, born in the Republic of Genoa, in northwestern Italy. Under the auspices of the Catholic Monarchs of Spain, he completed four voyages across the Atlantic Ocean that led to general European awareness of the American continents in the Western Hemisphere. Those voyages, and his efforts to establish permanent settlements in the island of Hispaniola, initiated the process of Spanish colonization, which foreshadowed the general EUROPEAN COLONIZATION of the "New World".

    Go on Wikipedia and read! I've studied it from History!
    Americans would never exist if European people haven't colonized American continent that they discovered!!!
    European haven't stolen anything from you!
    Before America was discovered, Europe had everything! People lived in houses, they had ships, cars and everything! And what's with America in that time?
    In America only Indians were living - no ships, no cars, no real houses!

    European populate American continent. So, European haven't stolen nothing from you!
    We have existed before you all! All that names of towns that you said we COPY, we didn't. You copy from us!
    So sad that someone don't know that European populate American continent.
  • OzSurfer Ana Nov... 2012/01/11 12:16:19 (edited)
    OzSurfer
    +1
    Thanks for the history lesson but I think you misunderstood my point completely.
  • Tropiceagle33 2012/01/11 09:57:50
    Tropiceagle33
    +1
    lost in translation
  • Ana Nov... Tropice... 2012/01/11 12:01:33
    Ana Novaković
    This is NOT TRUE!
    Christopher Columbus was an explorer, colonizer, and navigator, born in the Republic of Genoa, in northwestern Italy. Under the auspices of the Catholic Monarchs of Spain, he completed four voyages across the Atlantic Ocean that led to general European awareness of the American continents in the Western Hemisphere. Those voyages, and his efforts to establish permanent settlements in the island of Hispaniola, initiated the process of Spanish colonization, which foreshadowed the general EUROPEAN COLONIZATION of the "New World".

    Go on Wikipedia and read! I've studied it from History!
    Americans would never exist if European people haven't colonized American continent that they discovered!!!
    European haven't stolen anything from you!
    Before America was discovered, Europe had everything! People lived in houses, they had ships, cars and everything! And what's with America in that time?
    In America only Indians were living - no ships, no cars, no real houses!

    European populate American continent. So, European haven't stolen nothing from you!
    We have existed before you all! All that names of towns that you said we COPY, we didn't. You copy from us!
    So sad that someone don't know that European populate American continent.
  • Zach Tool 2012/01/11 07:00:56
    Zach Tool
    +1
    wait till you come to australia.
  • OzSurfer Zach Tool 2012/01/11 10:45:44 (edited)
    OzSurfer
    +1
    trueWhat he says is true
  • <3QueenO'Hearts<3 2012/01/11 06:58:26 (edited)
    <3QueenO'Hearts<3
    wait what!??!?!?!!?! confused
  • Ana Nov... <3Queen... 2012/01/11 12:01:52
    Ana Novaković
    This is NOT TRUE!
    Christopher Columbus was an explorer, colonizer, and navigator, born in the Republic of Genoa, in northwestern Italy. Under the auspices of the Catholic Monarchs of Spain, he completed four voyages across the Atlantic Ocean that led to general European awareness of the American continents in the Western Hemisphere. Those voyages, and his efforts to establish permanent settlements in the island of Hispaniola, initiated the process of Spanish colonization, which foreshadowed the general EUROPEAN COLONIZATION of the "New World".

    Go on Wikipedia and read! I've studied it from History!
    Americans would never exist if European people haven't colonized American continent that they discovered!!!
    European haven't stolen anything from you!
    Before America was discovered, Europe had everything! People lived in houses, they had ships, cars and everything! And what's with America in that time?
    In America only Indians were living - no ships, no cars, no real houses!

    European populate American continent. So, European haven't stolen nothing from you!
    We have existed before you all! All that names of towns that you said we COPY, we didn't. You copy from us!
    So sad that someone don't know that European populate American continent.
  • <3Queen... Ana Nov... 2012/01/12 06:36:45
    <3QueenO'Hearts<3
    jesus christ chill the hell out!!!!!! all I said is I was confused because it is untrue what is said in the question and I didn't know if they were kidding or not
  • Radical Ed 2012/01/11 06:54:15
    Radical Ed
    i see what you did there
  • ShortyDoWop 2012/01/11 06:53:08
    ShortyDoWop
    hmmmmm
  • [Kat☮strophic☠Kelly]ツ ♥ 2012/01/11 06:15:50
    [Kat☮strophic☠Kelly]ツ ♥
    +1
    "Speak American"?
    excuse me honey buhh havent you noticed, that you speak English?
  • ☥☽✪☾DAW... [Kat☮st... 2012/01/11 06:17:05
  • [Kat☮st... ☥☽✪☾DAW... 2012/01/11 06:25:42
    [Kat☮strophic☠Kelly]ツ ♥
    thats like sayin, "do you speak mexican".
    sayin speak mexican
  • Eccles ☥☽✪☾DAW... 2012/01/11 13:09:02
    Eccles
    +1
    Speak ANC African.
    Julius Mallema
  • David 2012/01/11 05:24:14
    David
    +2
    Winston Churchill :)
    Lincolns tomb
  • Matt M 2012/01/11 05:22:57
    Matt  M
    It's about time somebody set the record straight on this! Thank you for another fine public service.

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