I-Pad: For Idiots
Scott ヶBrony Of PHAETヶ
2010/04/06 00:10:11
Plain and simple...if you have more money than sense then please buy it, for those who actually do think for a second, read ahead.
The I-Pad (as you might know) was recently realised in the USA. Now, I want to help some people save money from buying such a useless item, here are the major flaws with it...apart from it just looking like a oversized I-phone. One of the big problems with this...thing, is that you can not multi-task on the bloody thing!
If this is supposed to be a replacement for net-books, how can it possibly not have multitasking? Are you saying I can't listen to Linkin Park or Nickleback while writing a document? I can't have MSN open at the same time as my email? Bollocks, congrats Apple you just shit the bed!
Now though looking like a giant I-phone, it is useless to the account it has no camera...no front or back, why not? Apple you just fucked the bed! In accordance to this slight problem the so called Apple revolutionizing tablet inputs, this is the same big, ugly touch-screen keyboard you have seen on other tablets, and unless, pointless and just plain silly.
The bloody thing has no HDMI, in other words, no HD capability...for anything, even porn! Lets not get into the name, but lets go to the fact it has not wide-screen...I like wide-screen. Wide-screen movies look lousy on this thing thanks to its 4:3 screen, according to "Blam" (who ever the hell they are), who checked out some of Star Trek on one. It's like owning a 4:3 TV all over again, I mean who wouldn't want that?!
To cut it short, just ether get a I-Phone or an actual laptop...I have both, they cost me a fortune (yes I don't leach of my parents), but the point being the I-Pad costs $429 and $829 in the US, in the UK apparently about £300 to £400..for the basic model.
That was the same bloody amount for my laptop and it has a camera, can multi-task, has wide-screen, looks cool, easy to use and has HDMI...why the hell would someone in their right mind buy that piece of tampon?
The I-Pad (as you might know) was recently realised in the USA. Now, I want to help some people save money from buying such a useless item, here are the major flaws with it...apart from it just looking like a oversized I-phone. One of the big problems with this...thing, is that you can not multi-task on the bloody thing!
If this is supposed to be a replacement for net-books, how can it possibly not have multitasking? Are you saying I can't listen to Linkin Park or Nickleback while writing a document? I can't have MSN open at the same time as my email? Bollocks, congrats Apple you just shit the bed!
Now though looking like a giant I-phone, it is useless to the account it has no camera...no front or back, why not? Apple you just fucked the bed! In accordance to this slight problem the so called Apple revolutionizing tablet inputs, this is the same big, ugly touch-screen keyboard you have seen on other tablets, and unless, pointless and just plain silly.
The bloody thing has no HDMI, in other words, no HD capability...for anything, even porn! Lets not get into the name, but lets go to the fact it has not wide-screen...I like wide-screen. Wide-screen movies look lousy on this thing thanks to its 4:3 screen, according to "Blam" (who ever the hell they are), who checked out some of Star Trek on one. It's like owning a 4:3 TV all over again, I mean who wouldn't want that?!
To cut it short, just ether get a I-Phone or an actual laptop...I have both, they cost me a fortune (yes I don't leach of my parents), but the point being the I-Pad costs $429 and $829 in the US, in the UK apparently about £300 to £400..for the basic model.
That was the same bloody amount for my laptop and it has a camera, can multi-task, has wide-screen, looks cool, easy to use and has HDMI...why the hell would someone in their right mind buy that piece of tampon?
Top Opinion
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quackk 2010/04/06 05:28:08
i made a project in the school about it
it's great
cause who doesnt like porn...
Also you think the Ipad has the *wow factor* in computer technology, you don't know much about computers. Ipad is useless because for all the money you pay for it, you could go out and buy a whole new pc or laptop with more features- including the ability to mulittask which with the Ipad you can't. You only like and want the Ipad because it is the "in technology' right now and a must have for your computing needs. It is a waste of money, time and space. There are so many flaws in this piece of junk it isn't worth having- particularly for the price you pay.
Apple is evil and I refuse to give in! To this day I own zero Apple products and I intend to stay that way. APPLE IS A CULT!
...okay, maybe I'm a little overdramatic, but the IPad is definitely shit.
You don't have to fix it, but i'm just letting you know
This is not : "u" is how you spell "you"
And this is not : "y" is how you spell "why".
Grammar is your friend...use it.