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ShadowHeart 2010/09/29 02:32:40
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  • 2013/08/26 03:54:37
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  • *Idontcausecommotions,IAMone* 2010/10/24 18:59:02
  • ShadowH... *Idontc... 2010/10/24 21:47:22
  • *Idontc... ShadowH... 2010/10/25 00:28:21
    *Idontcausecommotions,IAMone*
    +1
    You are so welcome!! :D
  • ShadowH... *Idontc... 2010/10/25 00:38:40
  • *Idontc... ShadowH... 2010/10/25 00:40:45
  • SgtWildey 2010/09/30 19:46:04
    SgtWildey
    +1
    For some reason I'm unable to share it but if you google Robot Chicken Darth Vader's Collect Call I promise you a laugh. (provided you've seen episode IV)
  • ShadowH... SgtWildey 2010/09/30 20:08:18
  • Isma'ila (God has heard)! 2010/09/30 02:41:28
    Isma'ila (God has heard)!
    +1
    The following is a joke about Obama.
    Knock knock.
    Who is there?
    Kenya.
    Kenya who?
    Kenya show me your birth certificate?
  • ShadowH... Isma'il... 2010/09/30 02:48:47
  • Isma'il... ShadowH... 2010/09/30 02:52:50
    Isma'ila (God has heard)!
    +1
    I got that from a friend on Facebook. I have another one for you.
    How many liberals does it take to turn a light bulb?
    Three. One to hold the light bulb, one to screw in the light bulb, and one to stand in the door way and make sure that they do not get caught.
  • ShadowH... Isma'il... 2010/09/30 03:05:00
  • Isma'il... ShadowH... 2010/09/30 03:06:44
    Isma'ila (God has heard)!
    +1
    I have another one.
    How many liberals does it take to turn a light bulb?
    One. That is all it takes to screw a nation.
  • ShadowH... Isma'il... 2010/09/30 03:08:42
  • Isma'il... ShadowH... 2010/09/30 03:11:41
  • ShadowH... Isma'il... 2010/09/30 03:18:25
  • Isma'il... ShadowH... 2010/09/30 03:20:15
  • ZILdeactivated 2010/09/29 20:33:50
    ZILdeactivated
    +1
    One time this man walked back to the pharmacy. He asked the pharmacist, "Do you have some Viagra? I'm having tree wild women come over tonight, and I want to make sure I can keep it up the whole time." So the pharmacist gave the man some Viagra.

    The next day the man came back to the pharmacist. He said, "I need to show you something in back."

    So the pharmacist took the man to the back, and the customer showed him his penis. It was all black and blue and swollen. The pharmacist said, "What did those women do to you?"

    The man answered, "The women never showed up, but my arm sure is tired."
  • ShadowH... ZILdeac... 2010/09/29 20:47:17
  • ZILdeac... ShadowH... 2010/09/29 20:48:07
    ZILdeactivated
    +1
    Happy to help. :)
  • ShadowH... ZILdeac... 2010/09/29 20:56:47
  • *Danno* JYD - SWMTPP 2010/09/29 19:41:52
    *Danno* JYD - SWMTPP
    +2
    How about a true story?

    Over one month ago I was elected to be my township's Republican Delegate. Later I won a position to go to the GOP Convention in East Lansinghe best candidates funning for certain offices. These will go on to be placed on the ballot for the November elections.

    Running for another term as a Michigan State University trustee is a man named Don Nugent. I had the honor of meeting him at the convention, and I asked if he was any relation to Terrible Ted Nugent. He told me that he did not know who that man is.

    I explained to him that the next time someone asked him that question he should LIE! [snicker]

    meeting convention relation terrible ted nugent told explained lie snicker meeting convention relation terrible ted nugent told explained lie snicker
  • ShadowH... *Danno*... 2010/09/29 19:51:28
  • *Danno*... ShadowH... 2010/09/29 20:49:47
    *Danno* JYD - SWMTPP
    +3
    Dear lady, you've read enough of my posts to get a feel for the type of person I am. Now imagine how SHOCKED Don was at my suggestion that he lie to gain votes.

    I somehow always manage to make an impression. LOL!
  • ShadowH... *Danno*... 2010/09/29 20:57:10
  • ZILdeac... *Danno*... 2010/09/29 20:34:31
  • *Danno*... ZILdeac... 2010/09/29 20:50:26
    *Danno* JYD - SWMTPP
    +1
    Yeah, I think it is funny now that I look back on it. I think Don was shocked by my advice though. LMBO!
  • ZILdeac... *Danno*... 2010/09/29 20:53:25
    ZILdeactivated
    Good!
  • doofiegirl BTO-t- BCRA-F ~... 2010/09/29 14:46:36
  • ShadowH... doofieg... 2010/09/29 17:03:08
  • doofieg... ShadowH... 2010/09/30 01:45:59
    doofiegirl  BTO-t- BCRA-F ~PWCM~
    +1
    You Said you needed a laugh!
  • ShadowH... doofieg... 2010/09/30 01:49:23
  • ZILdeac... doofieg... 2010/09/29 20:34:48
    ZILdeactivated
    +2
    *snicker snicker*
  • Lanikai 2010/09/29 14:44:25 (edited)
    Lanikai
    +2




    If this doesn't make you laugh and feel all warm and fuzzy, I don't know what will.





    And British comedy is always funny.
  • ShadowH... Lanikai 2010/09/29 17:04:05
  • Lanikai ShadowH... 2010/09/29 17:10:01
    Lanikai
    +2
    Yeppers, watch the bottom one, brits are too funny. They are touching a turkey, but a bum-hahahaha the reactions are hilarious.
  • ShadowH... Lanikai 2010/09/29 19:04:16
  • Sasssy 2010/09/29 13:51:22
  • ShadowH... Sasssy 2010/09/29 17:04:22
  • Southern Man 2010/09/29 13:11:53
    Southern Man
    +4
    This is Funny

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