I might be drunk, but you're ugly, and I'll be sober tomorrow.
I might be drunk, but you're stupid, and I'll be sober tomorrow.
I might be drunk, but you're fat, and I'll be sober tomorrow.
Love the second one. I have found over many years of research at the bar that $18 worth of shots are the average price. >_< HAHAHAHA! Thanks Temlakos. :)
Thanks crewzer. :)
I even give out free raves as well. >_<
Thanks Mohawk. :)
Thanks Jazzie. :)
Thanks Snapefangirl. :)
Thanks jimbo. :)
hehehe!
Thanks Britts. :)
I might be drunk, but you're stupid, and I'll be sober tomorrow.
I might be drunk, but you're fat, and I'll be sober tomorrow.
Actually I don't drink, but have fun.
Thanks Kat. :)
Thanks JeLLo. :)
Love the definition of "Drunk". :)
Thanks Blonde. :)
Do I look like that? >_<
Thanks Dave. :)
Thanks robins. :)
Thanks Joan. :)
SIR WINSTON: Mrs. Astor, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
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SIR WINSTON: Would you go to bed with me if I offered you a million pounds?
LADY: Yes.
SIR WINSTON: Now, would you go to bed with me if I offered you one pound?
LADY: OF COURSE NOT!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?
SIR WINSTON: Madame, we already know what you are. What we are trying to determine now, is your price.
I have found over many years of research at the bar that $18 worth of shots are the average price. >_<
HAHAHAHA!
Thanks Temlakos. :)
I might have been drunk myself!
^^^^ Me this morning.
Thanks GeminiWolf. :)
you either ARE or you AREN'T drunk...which one is it? I say ARE. Enjoy it!