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I Just Cannot Understand Women !

Matt 2012/08/24 14:03:43
You Just Cannot Please Women !
Have Another Beer !
You Need To Polish Your Communication Skills !
Something Else . . .
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The wife left a note on the fridge:

"It's not working, I can't take it anymore!! Gone to stay with my Mother"

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold.........

What the hell is she talking about?

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  • Sebastian 2013/02/09 23:10:28
    You Need To Polish Your Communication Skills !
    Sebastian
    +2
    Women don't always say what they're feeling. You have to learn to dig deeper and ask questions...the right questions. At the same time, you can't let her walk all over you using emotional blackmail. You need to reach out to her while still asserting your own rights. You as a man are just as important as she is in the relationship. No more, no less. You can't expect to have a lasting relationship if things aren't truly 50/50. Give if you're getting more but you have the right to take if you're not getting enough out of it yourself. The ship will sail much better on an even keel. Try it.
  • Jana~ una chica loca 2013/02/09 22:47:22
    Have Another Beer !
    Jana~ una chica loca
    +2
    No one understand women, we don't understand our selves so it's rude to expect men to even try. honestly only fools even try to understand women... Time heals all wounds, but alcohol does it faster.
  • Kiki,Pixie,Worm 2013/02/09 07:20:22
    You Just Cannot Please Women !
    Kiki,Pixie,Worm
    +1
    LOLZ XD!!! I am a woman, and truthfully sometimes I can't even understand women 0..0.
  • I NEED A HORSE 2013/02/08 02:51:48
  • Marianne 2012/11/06 08:07:09
    You Need To Polish Your Communication Skills !
    Marianne
    +3
    It is indeed not really funny.

    They say that linguistically, men come from Mars and women from Venus - the eternal question of women's rights. Sadly enough, according to psychological studies, most women are still educated too traditionally, they are expected to submit rather than becoming independent and will therefore refrain from saying straightforward what's wrong, which again leads to growing misunderstandings. On the other hand, men do not want to understand, they refuse to tell about their own worries and neglect to imply themselves into what seems to be acquired. There is no more dialogue, there are tedious duties, boredom and very different interests. For a great number of couples, work, routine and stress kill love and common projects.

    In spite of the growing awareness of equal rights, many men fear to lose their dignity if involving themselves into tasks or concerns which are considered to be female.

    The wasting policy and the rush for artificial happiness and stereotypes imposed by consumerism and fashion suffocates the inner values of many open-minded people of both genders.

    Gender related jokes may be funny, but they can also hurt the feelings of the less favoured.
  • Rust 2012/11/05 22:45:13 (edited)
  • MarkM 2012/11/05 22:28:33
    You Just Cannot Please Women !
    MarkM
  • Quiet-is-feared 2012/11/05 22:25:54
    Have Another Beer !
    Quiet-is-feared
    +3
    Enjoy it while it's cold, lol.
  • dennis m 2012/11/05 21:32:51
    You Need To Polish Your Communication Skills !
    dennis m
    +2
    i know it can be hard, but we gotta keep going
  • eli 2012/11/05 14:51:32
    Something Else . . .
    eli
    +2
    People have to accept one another for who they really are...Having said that, it does not mean, one has to be embarrassed in public, cause the other one likes it that way. Mutual respect and communication is a must in any kind of relationship.
  • Deere Guy ~POTL~PWCM~JL~PWC... 2012/09/17 01:12:25
    Something Else . . .
    Deere Guy ~POTL~PWCM~JL~PWCM~JLA
    +3
    Keep loving them....My dad always told me WOmen was something god sent from heaven to worry the hell out of a man LOL!!!......
  • James 2012/09/08 01:54:23
    You Need To Polish Your Communication Skills !
    James
    +4
    "Honey, I know I understand now why communication is the key here so I'm wondering would it be possible for you to get me another beer?"
  • Matt James 2012/09/09 10:01:24
  • James Matt 2012/09/10 01:07:24
    James
    +3
    hersey bar

    I come prepared for that.
  • firelooker 2012/09/07 02:44:04
    Have Another Beer !
    firelooker
    +3
    Some women are just too hard to figure out. But what are ya gonna do with 'em?
  • ElisaGalvan 2012/09/07 02:42:02
    You Just Cannot Please Women !
    ElisaGalvan
    +3
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... I MEANT TO SAY "HAVE ANOTHER BEER"
  • Leeaqua 2012/09/05 14:41:53
    Have Another Beer !
    Leeaqua
    +3
    Everyone has to believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer !
  • Loverofcountry 2012/09/02 01:54:08
    Have Another Beer !
    Loverofcountry
    +3
    Ya, she'll get over it in a few days. Just sit back and have another beer!
  • Swan Eshdeh 2012/08/31 12:32:32
    Something Else . . .
    Swan Eshdeh
    +2
    and you won't ! hahahaha
  • "OG" 2012/08/29 22:39:51
    Have Another Beer !
    "OG"
    +2
    Maybe you can figure it out.
  • Diamond Girl 2012/08/29 22:37:25
  • Matt Diamond... 2012/08/30 01:48:12
  • Diamond... Matt 2012/08/30 09:46:01
  • firelooker Diamond... 2012/09/07 02:46:39
    firelooker
    +4
    I figured my wife out real early in life, to keep her happy I just say "Yes dear" regardless of what she says.
  • meshell 2012/08/29 13:52:59
    Something Else . . .
    meshell
    +2
    OMG Guys for your own good, don't try to work them out, Female- translation. An enigma inside an enigma. It cant be done, There is a reason the old boy didn't offer an instruction book with us. He was baffelled too. hahaha.
  • firelooker meshell 2012/09/07 02:47:26
    firelooker
    +3
    I think your right!
  • meshell firelooker 2012/09/07 09:26:28
    meshell
    +1
    lol, but you must remember you guys didnt arrive with instructions either. hehehe
  • firelooker meshell 2012/09/07 23:38:44
    firelooker
    +1
    Maybe not but at least we came with a handle for you girls to hold onto:)
  • meshell firelooker 2012/09/08 01:39:36
    meshell
    +1
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA then why do they say love handles, hehehe.. There is a saying about women and 6packs, but I'm not going there.
  • Frank 2012/08/29 00:38:00
    Something Else . . .
    Frank
    +2
    So what's the problem?- sounds like a good time to me.
  • oldlady 2012/08/28 19:53:13
    Something Else . . .
    oldlady
    +2
    Maybe this song will help but you need to be sober to get it ;)

  • Matt oldlady 2012/08/28 20:52:51
    Matt
    +2
    I doubt that too many women could tolerate a cowboy for long. The closest thing in today's world is a carnival worker. That definitely wasn't a 9-5 job.
  • Caroline - fan of Audubon 2012/08/28 19:42:28
    Have Another Beer !
    Caroline - fan of Audubon
    +3
    Lol, good one Matt.
  • Terry McGinnis 2012/08/28 05:24:14
    You Just Cannot Please Women !
    Terry McGinnis
  • Dave0626 2012/08/28 00:17:34
    Something Else . . .
    Dave0626
    +3
    ...I believe in the standard fillosofey...if it ain't broke....don't fix it....

    standard fillosofey broke fix
  • Clyde 2012/08/27 15:09:46
    Have Another Beer !
    Clyde
    +3
    Cold beer, no nagging.......sounds like a win win! ;)
  • jimmie 2012/08/27 02:03:33
    Something Else . . .
    jimmie
    +4
    Women were not meant to understand, Just be thankful the sex is good, the beer is cold and your meals are hot.
  • firelooker jimmie 2012/09/07 02:48:48
  • DDogbreath 2012/08/26 19:58:29
    Have Another Beer !
    DDogbreath
    +4


    Some guy's are lucky I guess...
  • meshell DDogbreath 2012/08/29 13:45:17 (edited)
    meshell
    +2
    , HAHAHAHA love the comment.

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