I God

I have come to the conclusion that I am God

Or rather I am a god.

I shall prove it.

Can I create life?

Well I have a fully functional penis

Can I create things into reality?

Well I originally typed this using pen to paper. hmmm...

Am I a jealous god?

You fuck my girl I fuck you up. Nuf said

Am I a perfect god?

Perfectly imperfect.

Do I need people to pray for me?

Nah I just want good friends

Do I want people to kneel before me?

I dont trust people who ask for things on their knees

Do I preach?

I Do but i prefer to teach.

Do I dominate?

In many ways.

Do I blame other gods for my failings and hardships?

Do I SOUND like an Abrahamist?

Will I answer a question with a question?

What do you think?

Do I believe in destiny?

I forge my own destiny

Do I believe in love?

Well who ever is reading this... I love you.

Do you think you can prove I am not a god?

Pop a cap in my ass I gurantee, my soul will outlast my flesh.

You see

.My soul is both omnipotent and omnipresent

It's simply trapped in this materialistic landscape

I intend to break free.

After all

Who needs a body when their soul is God?

Gnosis.