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I dont think that you realize where you are at.....

BrianD3 2012/06/19 16:25:06
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A truck driver stops at a whore house one night, walks up to the madam and slaps $500 on the counter and says "I want the ugliest woman in the house and a bologna sandwich!"


The Madam is incredulous and says "Sir, I dont think that you realize where you are at. For that kind of money you can have the prettiest woman in the house and fillet mignon."

The driver smiles at her and replies "Mam, perhpas it is you that does not realize what I want. I am neither hungry, nor am I horny.........I am homesick!"
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  • Walt 2012/06/19 17:04:08
    I dont care who you are, that is funny!
    Walt
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    He appears to have married my ex-wife.

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