I thought I had attended your party on another thread. I guess this is the one we are commanded to attend! I will kneel before you and kiss your feet! Wait, not knowing your age, that might be considered a sexual assault on your feet. There are "foot fetishists" on the internet. Be careful what you command, but have a wonderful birthday!
Knowing full well what I'm capable of on my knees in front of a female, my wife forbids me to kneel before you on your birthday. And now I will spend the rest of the weekend biting my fingernails in anguish.
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