Hysterical..Retarded grandparents..

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RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (priceless)
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> After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay on
> how they spent their holiday away from school.
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> One child wrote the following:
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> We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.
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> They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and
> they moved to Bateman's Bay where everyone lives in nice little houses,
> and so they don't have to mow the grass anymore!
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> They ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags
> because they don't know who they are anymore.
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> They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it
> fixed
> Because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but they don't do
> them very well.
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> There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with
> hats on.
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> At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in
> it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out,
> and go cruising in their golf carts!
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> Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing
> every night --- early birds.
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> Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The
> ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.
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> My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment
> and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.
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> When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then
> I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.