HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
Welshtaff 2012/03/29 02:11:23
Take off clothing and place it in
Laundry hamper according to lights and
Walk to bathroom wearing long robe.
you see husband along the way,
Cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the
Make mental note to do more
Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long
Wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and
With 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's
Condition your hair with grapefruit
Wash your face with crushed apricot
facial scrub for
10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger
And jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in
Spray mold spots with
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small
Wrap hair in super absorbent
Return to bedroom wearing long robe and
towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
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