HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
Welshtaff
2012/03/29 02:11:23
Take off clothing and place it in
sectioned
Laundry hamper according to lights and
darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long robe.
If
you see husband along the way,
Cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the
mirror --
Make mental note to do more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use wash cloth, long
loofah,
Wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and
sage shampoo
With 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's
clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit
mint conditioner.
Wash your face with crushed apricot
facial scrub for
10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger
nut
And jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Rinse off.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in
shower.
Spray mold spots with
Tilex.
Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small
country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent
towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long robe and
towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
areas.
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- Chubbs 2012/03/29 20:25:20
+1lol yupp to funnyreply - Rodney 2012/03/29 17:23:57+1Sounds accurate.reply
- MIZ® ₱д₸Ɽ¡Ö₸ ₩дⱤⱤ¡ÖⱤ † 2012/03/29 16:57:27+2LOL Pretty accurate!
reply - gr8punkin 2012/03/29 13:26:59+2I'm glad my wife doesn't cover up like that! The rest seems pretty accurate.reply
- seadog6608PWCM 2012/03/29 03:21:08
