HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

by Welshtaff Posted 2012/03/29 02:14:36

Related Topics: Laugh, Shower, Soap, Water, Clothes, Wife, Naked, Fail, Hair, Butt, Fan, Mohawk, Hands, Nose, Wash, Light, Shampoo, Mirror

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Take off clothes while sitting on the
edge of the bed
And leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake
wiener at her,
Making the woo-woo sound.

Look at your manly physique in the
mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and
scratch your butt.

Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash
your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let
the water rinse them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in
the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates
and surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse
butt hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo
Mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of
shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice the water on floor
because curtain was
Hanging out of tub the whole
time.

Admire wiener size in mirror
again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on
floor,
And light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around
waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her
And make the woo-woo sound
again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone who did not laugh at
the truth behind this,
There
is something SO very wrong with you.
Have a great day..... And woo woo!!!

betz 2012/03/29 09:07:20

+6
I will have to say I did laugh but as a female I'm the one who has to clean off the bar of soap, take a towel to the floor, remove towel from the bed, take the clothes to the laundry room and clean the gunk off the bottom of the shower. Yeah I chuckled to myself but not for long. :)
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MQ-American Values Again (AVA) 2012/03/30 05:36:08

+1
ROFL'ng....

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Chubbs 2012/03/29 20:23:34

+2
ROFLMAO!!!!! OMG lol i cant breath!!!! that is my husband to a T hahahahaha

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SunShine 2012/03/29 17:34:29

+3
I have noticed how the truest things in life are sometimes the funniest.. this is one of them!!! thank you for sharing. The woo-woo part is the truest.. just part of the male psyche I guess..

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⚜Ellen⚜... to SunShine 2012/04/07 03:44:37

+1
Is someone following you, Sunshine???

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SunShine to ⚜Ellen⚜... 2012/04/07 04:56:45

following moi?.. not sure.. is there?? lol.. I'm looking around but I don't see anyone..!!

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Rodney 2012/03/29 17:26:40

+4
Hahaha, That only works if you have a women in the house to annoy. :>))

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Old Salt 2012/03/29 17:19:33

+2
Now wait a minute!!! Men wash their 'private' areas first so the soap will have time to soften up those hairy dewberries so they will rinse off easier! Every man knows that! :)

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MIZ® ₱д₸Ɽ¡Ö₸ ₩дⱤⱤ¡ÖⱤ † 2012/03/29 17:05:04

+5
OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!! I can't even finish reading it I'm laughing so hard - my dog came up to see what was "wrong!!" LMAO TOO FUNNY!!!! It's the 'WOO WOO' that got me........ haha Reminds me of my first husband!! ROFLMAO STOP IT

Lord give me the strength I need to go read the rest of it.....

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Temlakos~POTL~PWCM~JLA~☆ 2012/03/29 15:36:57

+4
Actually, when my wife was alive, we showered together. We never tired of each other's company.

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SunShine to Temlako... 2012/03/29 17:28:53

+3
how romantic!!!

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Temlako... to SunShine 2012/03/29 19:41:55

+3
Yes, that's how we were.

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betz to Temlako... 2012/03/29 19:47:54 (edited)

+4
it makes me so poud to be married to one of those. Haha.

***edited for spelling***

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betz 2012/03/29 09:07:20

+6
I will have to say I did laugh but as a female I'm the one who has to clean off the bar of soap, take a towel to the floor, remove towel from the bed, take the clothes to the laundry room and clean the gunk off the bottom of the shower. Yeah I chuckled to myself but not for long. :)

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SunShine to betz 2012/03/29 17:29:52

+2
hehe..,

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seadog6608PWCM 2012/03/29 03:23:58