HOW TO CALL THE POLICE.
Yo'Adrienne..AFCL
2012/07/08 00:54:19
GeorgePhillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT
Team,a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
Someone told me this was a TRUE story.....
just sayin'! Don't mess with old people.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed.. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT
Team,a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
Someone told me this was a TRUE story.....
just sayin'! Don't mess with old people.
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Jersey Roze ♥Jwon's Cyar'ika ♥ 2012/07/08 01:29:10
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Tom, and elderly gentlemen suspected his wife hearing was going , and wanted to check to make sure...He went behind his wife Mary, and said "Honey, can you hear me"? No response....He went to the side of where she was sitting, and said again "Honey, can you hear me?" No response...He got in front of her, and asked "Honey, can you hear me", when Mary answered.........TOM, for the third time....yes, I can hear you.
I love it.!
All that's required is a bit of motivational speaking.
worth repeating......thanks.