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HOW TO ASK A MAN TO DO SOMETHING




How To Ask A Man To Do Something

Always remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:

1. Make sure the man is conscious.

2. Crash the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the sports section.

3. Be brief! Limit your nagging speech to two, three hours, max.

4. Reward him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that doesn't have a peel-back cover.

5. Punish him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high power for 55 minutes.

Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for another 35 minutes.

6. Use "would you" or "will you" instead of "you'd better" or "do as I say and no one will get hurt."
















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  • Bad Angel 2010/07/04 22:22:25
    Bad Angel
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    Hahahaha....Too funny...Once my ex was watching something I didn't want to watch, so I messed with his head. I did the Grumpy Old men trick and had another remote and kept changing it and he didn't know it. He was hitting the remote, changing the batteries etc, It was a hoot...

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