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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

BrianD3 2011/10/08 16:47:06
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  • Doc. J 2011/10/09 12:56:34
    I dont have a clue how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck coul...
    Doc. J
    +10
    Here's an interesting fact:

    QUESTION:
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

    Chuck Norris
    ANSWER:

    ALL of it.

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  • mcclearyd933 2014/05/13 21:44:25
    I dont have a clue how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck coul...
    mcclearyd933
    some i dunno
  • ironhat 2012/12/08 01:00:39
    a couple peices
    ironhat
    Since the woodchuck almost never chews on wood, a few pieces is the best answer. If asked what he eats, the stat is about 4 bales of hay per chuck per season. You can see why the farmers have little love for them.
  • JohnnyRudick 2011/10/13 04:55:08
    a chord
    JohnnyRudick
    +1
    At least a chord to get them through the month.
  • Vision of Verve 2011/10/11 19:39:46
  • Rudy 2011/10/11 17:29:50
    I dont have a clue how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck coul...
    Rudy
    +2
    Can I have one of those though... My house is cold and i need some wood
  • coach k 2011/10/11 04:26:38
    a pile
    coach k
    +2
    a whole bunch
  • Bilingual required sucks 2011/10/11 02:49:14
    I dont have a clue how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck coul...
    Bilingual required sucks
    +1
    Exactly how bored were you Brian to post this?
    A) Really bored
    B) Sorta bored
    C) Just a little bored
    D) Im a helpless moron
  • BrianD3 Bilingu... 2011/10/14 01:14:32
    BrianD3
    +1
    mostly I stick with political posts but once in a while...it is good to just do something for fun....you should try it
  • Bilingu... BrianD3 2011/10/14 02:59:59
    Bilingual required sucks
    +1
    Actually my post was all in fun also...I really didnt mean anything by it...if I offended I apologize.
  • Gordon 2011/10/10 19:48:53
    a pile
    Gordon
    +3
    A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood. We learned this reply as child from our minister. He was awesome! Woodchuck chucking wood
  • BrianD3 Gordon 2011/10/14 01:15:02
  • Flowers 2011/10/10 19:45:10
    a pile
    Flowers
    +3
    LOL that's a lot of wood chucking

    wood chuck geico gif
    "Quit chucking my wood!" *giggles*
  • Steve J~PWCM~JLA 2011/10/10 19:43:24
    as much as she wanted to
    Steve J~PWCM~JLA
    +2
    women pole tossing

    OK, it's probably a guy with a skirt, so don't women pole toss?
  • Stephen 2011/10/10 19:10:50
    as much as she wanted to
    Stephen
    +2
    That, after all is what they do.
  • Mocha_Cupcake 2011/10/10 19:08:30
    I dont have a clue how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck coul...
    Mocha_Cupcake
  • The Impossible Girl ✿ 2011/10/10 19:03:55
    I dont have a clue how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck coul...
    The Impossible Girl ✿
    +2
    Lol, this is just fun and random :)
  • BrianD3 The Imp... 2011/10/14 01:15:47
    BrianD3
    +1
    thanks, I appreciate it
  • Red 2011/10/10 19:02:26
    as much as she wanted to
    Red
    +2
    I am sure as much as she wanted too.
  • Spyderman739 2011/10/10 15:15:27
    as much as she wanted to
    Spyderman739
    +4
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
  • Aksana 2011/10/10 11:24:11
    a pile
    Aksana
    +4
    A big pile
  • Schizophrenic_Subject 2011/10/10 06:29:41
    as much as she wanted to
    Schizophrenic_Subject
    +4
    In other words, she'd chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
  • opie 2011/10/10 05:56:08
    I dont have a clue how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck coul...
    opie
    +4
    if a woodchuck could chuck wood than a woodchuck would chuck as much a a wood chuck would chuck wood wow confusing to type
  • JQHiggins 2011/10/10 03:39:15
    as much as she wanted to
    JQHiggins
    +3
    A mouthful.
  • John Storz 2011/10/10 02:47:28
    I dont have a clue how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck coul...
    John Storz
    +4
    A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
    However, a woodchuck will chuck around 35 cubic feet of earth while digging a burrow, and as an average a cubic foot of dirt could weigh as much as 150 lbs... so if a woodchuck chucked as much wood as he would chuck dirt he could chuck around at least 52500 lbs of wood... but would he be tired and incapable of chucking more wood? A woodchuck doesn't just dig a burrow than call it a day, he's still got other woodchucky things to do... so I'm willing to bet that the total amount of potential wood chucked can be quite substantial...
  • cayden 2011/10/10 01:54:56
    I dont have a clue how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck coul...
    cayden
    +3
    Do woodchucks really chuck wood?

    woodchucks chuck wood
  • joe ramirez 2011/10/09 23:13:41 (edited)
    a couple peices
    joe ramirez
    +2
    O pieces because they can't chuck wood any way!
  • BrianD3 joe ram... 2011/10/09 23:15:05
    BrianD3
    +2
    always a couple lame ones in the group.........
  • Earthly Resident 2011/10/09 22:47:16
    I dont have a clue how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck coul...
    Earthly Resident
    +2
    none........cuz its a woodchuck
  • BrianD3 Earthly... 2011/10/09 23:06:27
    BrianD3
    +5
    party pooper
    party pooper
  • Earthly... BrianD3 2011/10/09 23:13:03
    Earthly Resident
    +2
    life sucks, lol

    srry, im in a dull mood sunday afternoons
  • AN BrianD3 2011/10/10 03:41:15
  • U Mad Bro? 2011/10/09 22:44:28
    as much as she wanted to
    U Mad Bro?
    +4
    Are you kidding? Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Next you'll be wanting to know why she sells seashells by the seashore.
  • Mrs Reckless 2011/10/09 21:54:36
    I dont have a clue how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck coul...
    Mrs Reckless
    +4
    My tiny brain can't understand this >.<
  • flyingseaturtle BN 2011/10/09 21:37:33
    as much as she wanted to
    flyingseaturtle BN
  • James 2011/10/09 21:09:44
    I dont have a clue how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck coul...
    James
    +3
    So, what's up, Chuck!
  • Singerar 2011/10/09 20:24:37
    I dont have a clue how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck coul...
    Singerar
    +3
    Um, my answer is um....none
  • BrianD3 Singerar 2011/10/09 21:48:52
    BrianD3
    +2
    party pooper
  • Philo® ~PWCM~JLA ✩ 2011/10/09 19:31:59
    I dont have a clue how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck coul...
    Philo® ~PWCM~JLA ✩
    +5
    Although I'm sure the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck is at least somewhat dependant on whether the woodchuck would want to chuck wood, Chuck.
  • Lynn 2011/10/09 16:45:29
    I dont have a clue how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck coul...
    Lynn
  • W Voolzk 2011/10/09 16:20:58
    I dont have a clue how much wood a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck coul...
    W Voolzk
    +5
    They don't chuck wood! DUH?

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