How much is everyone giving

Welshtaff 2012/04/14 02:09:24

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago... Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window..

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and Set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon.'

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  • sglmom 2012/04/14 09:29:01
    good one!
  • U-Dog 2012/04/14 04:26:48 (edited)
    It's on me, where do they need it delivered lol
    Tanker truck
  • Mickey 2012/04/14 03:33:17
    I would empty my tank
  • Ken 2012/04/14 02:14:03
    This might work, but add Holder, Reid and Pelosi and I'll throw in 10 gallons.

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