How marriages can explain politics?

A woman
who had been married four times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the
sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth.

"Of
course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and color
dress are you looking for?"

The bride
to be said, "A long frilly white dress with a veil."

The sales
clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this the wrong way,
but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for brides who are
being married the first time - for those who are a bit more innocent, if you
know what I mean? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would be nice?"

"Well,"
replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's directness, "I can
assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe it or not,
despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first-time bride.

You see,
my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as we were checking
into our honey moon hotel.

My second
husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our
honeymoon hotel that we had that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke
to each other again."

"What
about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk.

"That
one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years,
he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be, but
nothing ever happened."

“And the
fourth husband?” asked the now fascinated sales clerk?

“He was from
the opposite party and you know what he told me?” “I can’t be part of the
problem, I am a Republican!