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How I abuse my children

I'm going to show you indisputable evidence that I abuse my children, well I have been
accused exessively today by busybody liberal bedwetters...

so lets have a look shall we ?

Here's me abusing my daughter by making her wear that rediculous outfit...note..
all the books I make them read.

accused exessively busybody liberal bedwetters abusing daughter wear rediculous outfit

Here's me abusing my son by forcing him to play super mario cart

wear rediculous outfit abusing son forcing play super mario cart

And I'm abusing my children by forcing them to wear silly costumes on Holloween

super mario cart abusing children forcing wear silly costumes holloween

( Don't they just look so oppressed and sad ? )

Here is my daughter being forced to eat scraps

wear silly costumes holloween oppressed sad daughter forced eat scraps

( Doesn't she look malnourished ? )

Oh and don't forget my son...

holloween oppressed sad daughter forced eat scraps malnourished forget son

( see the sunk in cheeks and the shallow eyes ? )

Here's me handing my kids over to be indoctinated and controlled by the evil Darth Vader, Lord of the evil Sith !

handing kids indoctinated controlled evil darth vader lord evil sith

Here's me abusing my kids at the Virginia NAture Museum

darth vader lord evil sith abusing kids virginia nature museum

( See the scars and severe bruises on their faces ? the sadness in their eyes ? )

I abused them by forcing them to play stupid characters in a school play.

faces sadness eyes abused forcing play stupid characters school play

I abused my kids by taking them to Disney World and forcing them to have a good time against their will

play stupid characters school play abused kids disney world forcing

( see the torn and tattered clothes and the completely pathetic sad faces ? )

Such an evil, abusing father I am, someone PLEASE report me before I go too far !!!!
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  • ken 2009/09/03 21:37:07
    ken
    +5
    What beautiful, happy children you have, you mean, evil man.
  • [PRISON... ken 2009/09/03 21:47:47 (edited)
    [PRISONMOON]+[RSSH]
    +5
    Thanks =)

    LOL...I wouldn;t be suprised if the liberals are right this very second
    contacting the authorities claiming that I am posting these prictures of my children
    with happy and carefree expressions on their faces to try to convince everyone that I don't abuse my kids...

    I say let them, I swatted my son one day when he was four years old, we were in the store and he was really being an uncontrollable little terror..hehehe..as 4 year olds can be, and I reached down and gave him one firm swat on the rear with my open hand.

    this person instantly pulled the cellphone out and notified the authorities,
    Childhood protection services came to my house as they have to respond to any
    report to investigate...

    they lady was there all but about 10 mintues and stated " Sir, my findings are inconclusive, I have seen and heard it all, and there is no doubt in my mind
    that your children are being raised by loving, caring, parents...she also informed
    me that using a paddle, belt, switch to discipline your child in the state of Virginia
    is legal and then she explained the limitations...stood up, shook my hand with a broad smile, and told me to have a nice day.

    funny thing is, Virginia is a Blue State....go figure...I though for sure I was
    in big trouble.
  • ShadowH... [PRISON... 2009/09/04 11:53:19
  • [PRISON... ShadowH... 2009/09/04 12:02:12
    [PRISONMOON]+[RSSH]
    +2
    I have a paddle and used it on my son just last night for
    arguing with his mother...

    actually I rarely use the darn thing...I had to hunt for it last night, he refused to
    listen to his mother and was giving her a hard time. when I do use it, it is one
    firm blow to the rear and I do not swing my arm back, I set the paddle, snap my wrist back taking the paddle about 4 or 5 inches from the rear end, and then with a snap of the wrist bring the paddle firmly and assertively against
    the rear end.

    I can say this...he straightened up real quick...LOL...5 mintues later
    he was going about his business eating his dinner and
    chatting up a storm as if nothing happened, but no more attitude from him.

    I wonder how many liberals just read this and is going out of their minds ? I am waiting for that blog or poll here asking if I should be put in prison.

    I hope they turn me in, so the Childhood Protection Agency and I could have a good laugh....

    Like I said, I RARELY have to pop the rear end, I think last night was the first time in well over 6 months...when words are no longer effective, it's time for the paddle to remind him where his place is in the household..

    My job isn't to be his buddy ( though we are really ) but it's to teach and prepare them to be productive adults, ...


    I have a paddle and used it on my son just last night for
    arguing with his mother...

    actually I rarely use the darn thing...I had to hunt for it last night, he refused to
    listen to his mother and was giving her a hard time. when I do use it, it is one
    firm blow to the rear and I do not swing my arm back, I set the paddle, snap my wrist back taking the paddle about 4 or 5 inches from the rear end, and then with a snap of the wrist bring the paddle firmly and assertively against
    the rear end.

    I can say this...he straightened up real quick...LOL...5 mintues later
    he was going about his business eating his dinner and
    chatting up a storm as if nothing happened, but no more attitude from him.

    I wonder how many liberals just read this and is going out of their minds ? I am waiting for that blog or poll here asking if I should be put in prison.

    I hope they turn me in, so the Childhood Protection Agency and I could have a good laugh....

    Like I said, I RARELY have to pop the rear end, I think last night was the first time in well over 6 months...when words are no longer effective, it's time for the paddle to remind him where his place is in the household..

    My job isn't to be his buddy ( though we are really ) but it's to teach and prepare them to be productive adults, I've talked to them why mommy and daddy have all these rules, we want them to grow up undertsanding
    that they will always have rules and lwas to obey even as adults. I let them know that if daddy doesn't follow the rules, he could land in jail...

    such an evil, vicious, monstor I am =)
    (more)
  • ShadowH... [PRISON... 2009/09/04 12:05:24
  • [PRISON... ShadowH... 2009/09/04 14:16:42 (edited)
    [PRISONMOON]+[RSSH]
    +2
    Thank you, LOL..infact I am always telling my kids how easy they have it compared to what I got as a kid...I give them one swat, and thell them I used to get 10 or more swats...

    they don't think they are mistreated at all...

    they know full well they get treats and trips to the amusement park when they are really good.
  • ☽✪☾Goddess~Worshiper☥ 2009/09/03 21:15:29
    ☽✪☾Goddess~Worshiper☥
    +4
    oh yea, ur so abusive.......lol............... said that needs glasses or a brain transplant or somethin........
  • gfreeman BN-0 2009/09/03 21:04:20
    gfreeman BN-0
    +3
    My father used to make us move rocks. From one side of the yard to the other, then back again.
  • [PRISON... gfreema... 2009/09/03 21:07:44
    [PRISONMOON]+[RSSH]
    +3
    for punisment ?
  • gfreema... [PRISON... 2009/09/04 13:39:18 (edited)
    gfreeman BN-0
    +2
    Sometimes for fun. If we were especially rowdy, he'd make us go and run around the block.
  • [PRISON... gfreema... 2009/09/04 14:17:38
    [PRISONMOON]+[RSSH]
    +1
    LOL...burn some of that pent up energy huh ?

    you just gave me an idea

    ( rubs hands together and chuckles in a sinsiter fashion )
  • gfreema... [PRISON... 2009/09/04 17:44:25
    gfreeman BN-0
    +1
    If you are thinking about moving rocks while running around the block. I suggest a good supply of oxygen and bottled water to be kept on hand.

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