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How Do You Survive a Ninja Attack?

How Do You Survive a Ninja Attack?

by (▪‿▪)DoctorWhoGuru(▪‿▪) Posted 2012/09/21 03:46:26

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Green is a color 2012/09/21 05:32:40

+4
With Taco Bell sauce packets!! Fire!
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Mike 2012/09/24 17:28:42

+2
easily

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♥▀Acid ... to Mike 2012/09/26 16:54:12

+2

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Me 2012/09/24 05:47:18

+2
play dead

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♥▀Acid ... to Me 2012/09/26 16:54:51

+2
that always works XD

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Alexander T Steward 2012/09/22 19:22:28

+1
By staying out of feudal Japan.

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Cricket 2012/09/22 15:20:56

+3

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SimianSays 2012/09/22 12:28:16

+2
Turn the tv off.

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elvira 2012/09/22 03:35:18

+1
Disappear. :)

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P. Sturm 2012/09/22 01:27:42

+1
Kill them before they kill you.

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vampire_lord 2012/09/21 21:30:25

+1
remind them who i am and what i have done.

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avery johnson 2012/09/21 17:14:03

+1
. . . . who said anything about survival? i'm sure i'd do one better. . .

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knoodelhed 2012/09/21 16:47:45

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They're thieves and assassins, not berserkers. Just hope you're not the Man of Importance or the Guardian of the OneThing they're looking for.

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paul 2012/09/21 16:24:15

+1
dress up as a ninja

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Eddie 2012/09/21 12:46:20

+1
Flamethrower!

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Swan Eshdeh 2012/09/21 10:48:30

+1
haha..no !! for sure not

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nico touched the butt 2012/09/21 08:42:29

+1
You don't.

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Khloe_Michelle<3 2012/09/21 08:32:53

+2
Call captain jack sparrow cause pirates are betetr than ninjas

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♥▀Acid ... to Khloe_M... 2012/09/26 16:56:04

+1
definally he could just offer some rum!

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♥▀Acid Doll▀♥ 2012/09/21 08:06:16

+2
i got my might spork im good!!

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Pam 2012/09/21 06:50:05

+2

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Jackal 2012/09/21 06:48:21

+2
Present bacon to do them...

They would be to busy, eating the awesomeness of bacon to realize my sneak attack of the "Deadly Nutella Sandwich Smash"

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Alex a lost spirit 2012/09/21 06:40:47

+1
u use a flame thrower they cant dodge that

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ErinGoBragh87 2012/09/21 05:55:47

+1
you can't you'll be dead before you even realize there was a ninja attack

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Green is a color 2012/09/21 05:32:40

+4
With Taco Bell sauce packets!! Fire!

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♥▀Acid ... to Green i... 2012/09/21 08:06:58

+4
those are leathal!! also cause this

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NYCbrit 2012/09/21 05:24:03

+2
If he's good, you don't ;)

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NarcolepticGoat 2012/09/21 04:26:29

+3
Don't break the rules at the convention masquarade and they won't bother you.

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marty 2012/09/21 04:25:03

+2
There's a pirate-signaling device somewhere.

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DH 2012/09/21 04:13:20

+1
You don't.

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Dan 2012/09/21 04:07:20 (edited)

+2
Call Chuck Norris!

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sjalan 2012/09/21 03:55:04

+1
Play Dead

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themadhare ~IJM 2012/09/21 03:52:39

+1

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MrsB 2012/09/21 03:52:34
VERYwiseguy 2012/09/21 03:50:59

+2
I put this on.

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Vicereine Killbride 2012/09/21 03:50:52

+1
You can't.

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PandoraBoxe 2012/09/21 03:50:29

+1
haven't the foggiest LOL

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Blaze the Neko Vampire 2012/09/21 03:48:57

+1
You don't.... O.o

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bcarrera 2012/09/21 03:48:34

+4
Like this: Keep calm and DO THE GANGNAM STYLE!!!

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Dan to bcarrera 2012/09/21 04:29:05

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강남스타일

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bcarrera to Dan 2012/09/21 04:30:20

+1
LMFAO!!!!!

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