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How Do You React When a Dog Licks You?

Dave The Canuck 2012/06/22 00:29:11
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With disgust.
With pleasure.  The dog likes me.
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  • Jen 2012/06/23 16:40:24
    With disgust.
    Jen
    +6
    I cringe and tense up everything in my body and then use every ounce of energy to refrain from kicking them in the head!

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  • Aingean The Riv... 2012/06/22 20:56:14
    Aingean
    +2
    One of my dogs got my right on the mouth when I wasn't paying attention to her and I was talking, lol I laughed and went to brush my teeth. Eww but gotta love her
  • The Riv... Aingean 2012/06/22 21:09:25
    The River Rat
    +1
    Pfft! I have kissed a few girls that I felt like I needed to brush my teeth more than after the dog licked me. :D
  • Aingean The Riv... 2012/06/22 21:15:34
    Aingean
    +2
    I've met some guys that I feel the same way about. lol
  • Jim 2012/06/22 00:41:08
    With pleasure. The dog likes me.
    Jim
    +2
    Depends on the size / breed of the dog. If it looks like it could tear me limb from limb, I'd let it lick me and I'd say "Nice doggie" etc
  • ♥Ravenclaw~OBSESSEDwithSkri... 2012/06/22 00:38:39
    With pleasure. The dog likes me.
    ♥Ravenclaw~OBSESSEDwithSkrillex♥
    +3
    I giggle and pet them. xD
  • BreakingThrough 2012/06/22 00:38:11
    With pleasure. The dog likes me.
    BreakingThrough
    +3
    I love dogs...*sigh* when they lick me I tilt my face up a bit just to ensure that I won't be french kissing the pooch....I laugh...and then we go play frisbee. :] I taught a bassett hound to catch a frisbee. Lol. I think it was one of the best days of his and my life. :D
  • Jack 2012/06/22 00:37:03
    With disgust.
    Jack
    +1
    I hate it! If people are watching, I'm quite polite, but if no one's around, I punch the thing! I love dogs, but we all know that, only seconds earlier, that dog's mouth has been all over its balls and anus! I will always love dogs, but letting them kiss you is f*cking weird!
  • ♥Ravenc... Jack 2012/06/22 00:39:04
    ♥Ravenclaw~OBSESSEDwithSkrillex♥
    lol! A dog's mouth is actually quite clean. xD
  • Jack ♥Ravenc... 2012/06/22 00:44:16
    Jack
    I don't know, Rowena...I'm an animal lover, but how can that mouth be clean after all the stuff it touches in an average day?
  • ♥Ravenc... Jack 2012/06/22 00:51:10
    ♥Ravenclaw~OBSESSEDwithSkrillex♥
    Dogs have special saliva that keeps their mouths clean. Their mouths are actually much cleaner than a human's. :)
  • Jack ♥Ravenc... 2012/06/22 00:58:32
    Jack
    Nah, I'm not having it! Why do dogs have such stinking breath then?
  • ♥Ravenc... Jack 2012/06/22 01:05:58
    ♥Ravenclaw~OBSESSEDwithSkrillex♥
    Bad breath comes from their owners not cleaning their teeth properly or often enough. It has nothing to do with how clean their mouth is. :P
  • Jack ♥Ravenc... 2012/06/22 01:11:15
    Jack
    I can understand anyone having bad breath from lack of cleaning - animal or otherwise - but how can an owner possibly clean their dog's teeth?
  • Dave Th... Jack 2012/06/22 01:13:54
    Dave The Canuck
    +1
    That's what dog biscuits are for.
  • Jack Dave Th... 2012/06/22 01:27:13
    Jack
    +1
    Dog biscuits may well stop them getter tartar, and maybe even getting bad breath, but they don't change the fact that a dog may have been running its tongue over its anus and balls 10 seconds before it licked your face!
  • ♥Ravenc... Jack 2012/06/22 01:17:28
    ♥Ravenclaw~OBSESSEDwithSkrillex♥
    There's plenty of ways to clean your dog's teeth. :) They have dog tooth brushes and toothpaste, dental toys, dog biscuits...
  • Jack ♥Ravenc... 2012/06/22 01:24:34
    Jack
    It sounds like you know more about canine oral hygiene than I do!
    However, no matter how well you look after a dog's mouth, it doesn't change the fact that they may well have licked their penis or balls less than 30 seconds before they licked your face. That is NOT hygienic, and no one can ever change it!
  • ♥Ravenc... Jack 2012/06/22 01:28:03 (edited)
    ♥Ravenclaw~OBSESSEDwithSkrillex♥
    Well, it's very unlikely since dogs don't lick themselves like cats. xD
  • Jack ♥Ravenc... 2012/06/22 01:33:20
    Jack
    I know that! Believe me, Rownea, I'm a dog-lover! But my family, when I was a kid, had dogs, and your last statement didn't do anything to refute what I just said!
  • ♥Ravenc... Jack 2012/06/22 01:40:55
    ♥Ravenclaw~OBSESSEDwithSkrillex♥
    I did say 'unlikely'. xDD
  • Jack ♥Ravenc... 2012/06/22 01:50:55
    Jack
    Haha, in truth, we'd probably get on pretty well; the dogs would just have to learn to lick your face, not mine! :)
  • ♥Ravenc... Jack 2012/06/22 01:54:12
    ♥Ravenclaw~OBSESSEDwithSkrillex♥
    Yeah, I wouldn't mind it. :P
  • Miss Be... Jack 2012/06/22 01:24:17
    Miss Bela Rae
    Dogs sweat through their tongues.
  • Cuppajo 2012/06/22 00:34:35
    With pleasure. The dog likes me.
    Cuppajo
    I pet 'em.
  • Dark Angel 2012/06/22 00:34:35
    With pleasure. The dog likes me.
    Dark Angel
    +4
    i generally turn my head and laugh
  • Quiet-is-feared 2012/06/22 00:32:24
    With pleasure. The dog likes me.
    Quiet-is-feared
    +1
    It doesn't bother me anyy, just as long as it doesn't kiss my face. If it does, then I'm disgusted.

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