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How Do You React When a Dog Licks You?

Dave The Canuck 2012/06/22 00:29:11
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With disgust.
With pleasure.  The dog likes me.
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  • Jen 2012/06/23 16:40:24
    With disgust.
    Jen
    +6
    I cringe and tense up everything in my body and then use every ounce of energy to refrain from kicking them in the head!

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  • Silent Bob 2012/06/23 18:05:17
    With pleasure. The dog likes me.
    Silent Bob
    +1
    I tackle it and lick it back. LIKE A BOSS
  • White Raven 2012/06/23 18:00:32 (edited)
    With pleasure. The dog likes me.
    White Raven
  • Willski 2012/06/23 17:46:22
    With pleasure. The dog likes me.
    Willski
    +1
    although i tend to make them stop...
  • Lerro DeHazel 2012/06/23 17:33:19
    With disgust.
    Lerro DeHazel
    +1
    Actually, IF I WERE A CANINE, myself; then of course, I would sniff his butt . . . As that seems to be the protocol . . . If that's even the Question . . . ?? ? ?
  • Joy Buc... Lerro D... 2012/06/23 17:44:16
    Joy Buchanan
    +1
    NO! the question was if you feel disgust or pleasure when a dog licks you....
  • Lerro D... Joy Buc... 2012/06/23 19:00:45
    Lerro DeHazel
    Woof! Woof! . . . . BTW, I meant "her butt" not HIS! . . . .
  • Marianne 2012/06/23 16:57:27
    With pleasure. The dog likes me.
    Marianne
    +1
    That happened rather often. I let the dogs lick my hand.
  • tankbunny 2012/06/23 16:50:36
    With disgust.
    tankbunny
    +2
    it's all slimy :P haha and gross
  • Joy Buc... tankbunny 2012/06/23 17:44:41
    Joy Buchanan
    +3
    just like your tongue...
  • tankbunny Joy Buc... 2012/06/23 18:02:55
    tankbunny
    +2
    haha but i dont lick people with my tongue
  • thє вlu... tankbunny 2012/06/23 18:11:55
  • tankbunny thє вlu... 2012/06/23 19:46:48
    tankbunny
    lol how do you know?
  • thє вlu... tankbunny 2012/06/23 20:17:58
  • tankbunny thє вlu... 2012/06/23 20:28:58
    tankbunny
    +1
    hahaha i'll pass on that one :D
  • thє вlu... tankbunny 2012/06/23 22:13:46
  • GeminiWolf thє вlu... 2012/06/23 23:20:13
    GeminiWolf
    +1
    lol, case in point.
  • Joy Buc... tankbunny 2012/06/26 00:24:27
    Joy Buchanan
    +1
    I hope you don't...
  • whateverbabynevermind 2012/06/23 16:50:26
    With pleasure. The dog likes me.
    whateverbabynevermind
    +2
    OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU; YOU ADORABLE LITTLE CANINE.
  • Jen 2012/06/23 16:40:24
    With disgust.
    Jen
    +6
    I cringe and tense up everything in my body and then use every ounce of energy to refrain from kicking them in the head!
  • Willski Jen 2012/06/23 17:47:36
    Willski
    +2
    :o
    how could you consider kicking a dog? It's like kicking a child. Only, you know, morally wrong.
  • TheBorg Willski 2012/06/23 22:58:07
    TheBorg
    +2
    "it is like kicking a child"? Are you on crack? The vast majority of pet dogs have been genetically modified and cannot even survive in the wild. Kicking a pet dog is no different than swatting a fly because it is a nuisance, Actually swatting a fly is worse cuz at least the fly is a wild, natural creature.

    Kicking a real dog, like this African wild dog is morally wrong.
    natural creature kicking real dog african wild dog morally wrong

    Kicking a annoying genetically modified, domesticated mutant is no more morally wrong than swatting that nuisance fly.
    funny gifs
  • Willski TheBorg 2012/06/24 00:30:53
    Willski
    Heh, well i started off with a jocular statement. Anyway, let's start with a few facts, While selectively bred, many breeds of dog can function perfectly well independently and in the wild, (The Huskies, German shepards, Setters, Labs etc.) in the wild..
    The spanish army has a minimum IQ for recruitment, i think it's about 70. The only reason the German shepard can't join is because their iqs tend to fall around 60. Higher then a few million americans. (and a few hundred thousand Brits.)
    This makes them about as intelligent as a 5 or 6 year old child. (Of course, they lack speech centres, and their brain's more focussed on hunting, then maths.)
    My remarck about kicking children was (as with much of the rest of my comment) jocular, related to my personal dislike of children, and habit of being kicked when i was one.
    But, where was i? Dogs are self aware, intelligent organisms that form social structures and bonds familial romantic etc. they exhibit emotion, problem solving, immense learning capacity. They perform tasks, Guide dogs, drug and hunting hounds. A dog is to a fly, as a fly is to an amoeba.
    On that note, they're no more mutated then you are. They've evolved. Genetic and physical changes across generations to accomodate selection pressures. (Even if some of these selection ...




    Heh, well i started off with a jocular statement. Anyway, let's start with a few facts, While selectively bred, many breeds of dog can function perfectly well independently and in the wild, (The Huskies, German shepards, Setters, Labs etc.) in the wild..
    The spanish army has a minimum IQ for recruitment, i think it's about 70. The only reason the German shepard can't join is because their iqs tend to fall around 60. Higher then a few million americans. (and a few hundred thousand Brits.)
    This makes them about as intelligent as a 5 or 6 year old child. (Of course, they lack speech centres, and their brain's more focussed on hunting, then maths.)
    My remarck about kicking children was (as with much of the rest of my comment) jocular, related to my personal dislike of children, and habit of being kicked when i was one.
    But, where was i? Dogs are self aware, intelligent organisms that form social structures and bonds familial romantic etc. they exhibit emotion, problem solving, immense learning capacity. They perform tasks, Guide dogs, drug and hunting hounds. A dog is to a fly, as a fly is to an amoeba.
    On that note, they're no more mutated then you are. They've evolved. Genetic and physical changes across generations to accomodate selection pressures. (Even if some of these selection pressures are determined by humans, and not all natural)
    The same happened in humans, the more desirable physiological traits have become more prevalent, (Note reduced body hair, comparative facial structures by region/nation, to the increased size of breats and penises in humans compared to other species.) And of course, the natnural ones, like the dark skins and large foreheads of africans to accomodate the heat, the doubled blood vessel density of the Nepali sherpas to compensate for low oxygen levels.
    Are all humans genetic mutations worthy only of your hatred and unjust violent retribution?

    check this link, 22 minutes in: http://www.youtube.com/watch?...
    and this one for many redeeming qualities including their capacity for physical variation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?...
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  • TheBorg Willski 2012/06/24 20:45:14
    TheBorg
    Quote from the article "Fruit Flies – Small and Intelligent": “These little fruit flies, the same that hover around the brown bananas in your fruit bowl, are making complex decisions about how much alcohol to consume based on whether or not they have internal parasites,” Schlenke concluded.” ~ http://kristinasaid.wordpress...

    Your decision as to the "value" of life is flawed and bias. You argue that dogs are more intelligent therefore more worthy of living than a fly. However, you based your argument on the anthropomorphic characteristics of the species. How do you judge intelligence? How do you justify hunting? So all hunted animals are not as worthy of life as a dog? Here is Wisconsin wolves are now able to be hunted because they annoy farmers and people living in their hunting range. So wolves are not as valued as domesticated dogs? How is it, that one can justify the killing of wolves that are being a nuisance but not the unleashed, nuisance dog crapping in your front yard?

    It is an abomination when different species live together. You don't see birds living in the same homes as squirrels or deer living with racoons, There was a time when dogs were subjugated to living in a dog house in the backyard, now they live inside the home and are considered equal if not more valued t...
    Quote from the article "Fruit Flies – Small and Intelligent": “These little fruit flies, the same that hover around the brown bananas in your fruit bowl, are making complex decisions about how much alcohol to consume based on whether or not they have internal parasites,” Schlenke concluded.” ~ http://kristinasaid.wordpress...

    Your decision as to the "value" of life is flawed and bias. You argue that dogs are more intelligent therefore more worthy of living than a fly. However, you based your argument on the anthropomorphic characteristics of the species. How do you judge intelligence? How do you justify hunting? So all hunted animals are not as worthy of life as a dog? Here is Wisconsin wolves are now able to be hunted because they annoy farmers and people living in their hunting range. So wolves are not as valued as domesticated dogs? How is it, that one can justify the killing of wolves that are being a nuisance but not the unleashed, nuisance dog crapping in your front yard?

    It is an abomination when different species live together. You don't see birds living in the same homes as squirrels or deer living with racoons, There was a time when dogs were subjugated to living in a dog house in the backyard, now they live inside the home and are considered equal if not more valued than people. It is absolutely sickening to hear someone say, "Rover is part of the family. He is like one of our children." People will waste huge amounts of time and money on dogs, when that time and money could be spent relieving the suffering of people. I have no problem with work dogs, living outside. I have a huge problem with dogs living inside the home with people and being considered of equal or greater value than humans.
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  • Willski TheBorg 2012/06/24 22:25:08
    Willski
    I never justified or supported the killing of wolves or hunting. I support natural hunting.
    As for the "decisions" made by the fruit fly? they're simple biological processes like those made by your pancreas. The same sort of thing that tells you when and how much to eat.
    I love wolves, more than I love dogs. While I’ve never known any personally they have a freedom i find admirable.
    My analysis of canine intellect is not on anthropomorphic characteristics, it's the traits of all of the higher beings, birds, dolphins, apes.

    As for the abomination of animals living together? Look up the following.
    Coyotes and badgers.
    Ants farming aphids.
    Watchmen fish and pistol shrimp
    Sea Anemone and Clownfish
    The boxer Crab and its anemone gloves
    http://www.cracked.com/articl...

    You also get dolphins and porpoise, and some others.

    Anyway, you obviously abhor dogs, except when used for slave labour. Why is this?
  • TheBorg Willski 2012/06/24 23:04:35
    TheBorg
    Every one of your examples are symbiotic relationships, they use each other for their own survive. There is no symbiotic relationship between dogs and humans. Most domesticated dogs used as pets are genetically engineered by humans for no relevant purpose.

    What relevant purpose does a maltese serve?


    If you are thinking companionship and emotional bonding, wouldn't the energy wasted on companionship and emotional bonding be better spent on companionship and bonding with humans? Why does the dog owner place a higher value on the time and money spend with their dog than on other humans who are in desperate need of that same time, money and emotional bonding? Why does the dog owner think that their pet dog is more important and more deserving of those resources (time, money, etc) than humans like the elderly, the homeless or orphaned children?

    You waste your time, money and energy on this:


    When it should be spent on this:

    and this

    and this
    Every one of your examples are symbiotic relationships, they use each other for their own survive. There is no symbiotic relationship between dogs and humans. Most domesticated dogs used as pets are genetically engineered by humans for no relevant purpose.

    What relevant purpose does a maltese serve?
    pets genetically engineered humans relevant purpose relevant purpose maltese serve

    If you are thinking companionship and emotional bonding, wouldn't the energy wasted on companionship and emotional bonding be better spent on companionship and bonding with humans? Why does the dog owner place a higher value on the time and money spend with their dog than on other humans who are in desperate need of that same time, money and emotional bonding? Why does the dog owner think that their pet dog is more important and more deserving of those resources (time, money, etc) than humans like the elderly, the homeless or orphaned children?

    You waste your time, money and energy on this:
    resources money humans elderly homeless orphaned children waste money energy

    When it should be spent on this:
    money humans elderly homeless orphaned children waste money energy spent
    and this
    money humans elderly homeless orphaned children waste money energy spent
    and this
    money humans elderly homeless orphaned children waste money energy spent
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  • Willski TheBorg 2012/06/25 23:15:40
    Willski
    The same reason at primary school i made friends with Lee, not Dean. We have free will to choose out companions, and a dog offers the nigh unwavering loyalty of a pack mate, as well as the companionship of a friend, with the convenience of being in your own home. A dog can love you in it’s own way, and wont be put off by the odd argument or disagreement.
    Anyway, the disposable income that allows us to buy cat and dog food (and other pet-based expenditure), if it weren't used for that would be used for our other hobbies or recreational activity. We'd buy DVDs, or go on more holidays. What use is any jewellery you have? Rings, watches? couldn't that have been spent on random old people as a token act?
    As for the use of a Maltese? It's a cultural thing; they were bred as show dogs. Their purpose is to look cute, or pretty, or just distinctive. Then to be judged, and you should know what a dog show is. What civilised person your age hasn’t been to several.
    Same reason women used to have flamboyant dresses (they've got more practical recently, mostly...) and every year we have the grand national. We have crufts, monarch, parliamentary procedure, elections, education, currency, all because these are aspects of our culture.
  • TheBorg Willski 2012/06/26 04:17:58
    TheBorg
    "Their purpose is to look cute, or pretty, or just distinctive. Then to be judged, and you should know what a dog show is. What civilised person your age hasn’t been to several."

    WOW, you see civility in wasting time and money on dog shows while the poor, homeless and elderly suffer. That explains why our world is in such deplorable shape.

    You have argued my point better than I did. Pet owners, especially dog owners, are selfish, self-centered, and uncaring for other human beings. They would rather lavish themselves in jewelry and useless dogs than bend a finger to help another human beings. Pet owner, especially dog owners, are the epitome of what one considers scum of the earth.

    Dog owners are playing with their dogs as the world burns.
    as rome burns nero fiddles
  • Jen Willski 2012/06/24 03:06:38
    Jen
    If ya had to chose between kicking a dog or a child what would u choose? So NOT the same.
  • Willski Jen 2012/06/24 12:08:11
    Willski
    +1
    I'd kick the child. I love dogs, I hate children. But in this instance, let's call me a special case.
  • thє вlu... Jen 2012/06/23 18:14:38
  • TheBorg thє вlu... 2012/06/23 23:06:23 (edited)
    TheBorg
    +1
    The vast majority of pet dogs have been genetically modified and cannot even survive in the wild. Kicking a pet dog is no different than swatting a fly because it is a nuisance, Actually swatting a fly is worse cuz at least the fly is a wild, natural creature.

    Kicking a real dog, like this African wild dog is morally wrong.
    natural creature kicking real dog african wild dog morally wrong

    Kicking an annoying genetically modified, domesticated mutant is no more morally wrong than buying one of these abominations from a puppy mill or wasting countless time and money on them while ignoring your fellow humans that are in need.

    Keep your dog and it's crap off my property and there is no need for your dog to be kicked. And if your kid (or an adult for that matter)ever drops his pants and craps in my front yard, I'm kicking him in the ass too!
    funny gifs
  • Jen thє вlu... 2012/06/24 02:59:04
    Jen
    +1
    I never said I kicked a dog:P I implied that its what my natural instinct is.
  • hi imja... Jen 2012/06/25 19:04:49
    hi imjaredleto
    +1
    Christiana and THeBorg are horrible people!
  • Ace 2012/06/23 16:12:53
    With pleasure. The dog likes me.
    Ace
    +3
    DOGS RULE!!!
  • Gahnzo 2012/06/23 15:45:52
    With pleasure. The dog likes me.
    Gahnzo
    +1
    Dogs are sometimes the best judge of character... when a dog gives me a lick, I accept it the same way as if someone puts out their hand to greet me.. love it....bring on the wet willies... it's their way of sayin Hi.. I like you!...
  • irish -liberty or death! 2012/06/23 15:37:49
    With disgust.
    irish -liberty or death!
    +2
    dog slobber is not my favorite feeling. love the dog ,hate the lick!
  • Herman irish -... 2012/06/24 16:27:44
    Herman
    +1
    LMAO WTF is wrong with society 70% think it's a good thing to let an animal that licks it's ass on a regular basis to lick you.

    doggy licks butt

    or does he?
  • irish -... Herman 2012/06/24 18:15:56
    irish -liberty or death!
    +1
    LOL good point! i do discourage it,lol
  • Herman irish -... 2012/06/24 21:11:17
    Herman
    +1
    I love my dogs but one of them has horrible breath and the other one I just spent $300. having the vet clean his teeth, I still don't want them licking me and one of them just can't control himself. He's the Gene Simmons of boxers.

    gene simmons tongue
  • irish -... Herman 2012/06/24 23:21:22
    irish -liberty or death!
    LMAO!!! i hear ya!

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