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How Did Bill Gates Really Make All Of His Money?

superangrymonkey 2012/07/06 17:30:01
He screwed over his friends
He was a legitimate success with a culturally relevant and revolutionary idea
How would I know? I've become a drone mindlessly shilling out a ton of money for the dubious pleasure of being affixed to Steve Jobs' decomposing genitals..
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Once upon a time there
was a guy named Bill Gates who was a super big geek that girls didn't
want to talk to. Because of sexual frustration Bill used to peek into
bedroom windows. He was also very handy with computers which he used
to find grainy pics of scary Russian knockers.

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  • Transquesta 2012/11/03 06:16:39 (edited)
    He was a legitimate success with a culturally relevant and revolutionary idea
    Transquesta
    Everybody knows he took little orphans' lunch money. :-)

    http://inventors.about.com/od...
  • lolitalovely 2012/11/03 06:13:43
    He was a legitimate success with a culturally relevant and revolutionary idea
    lolitalovely
    What a Troll?

    Gates dropped out of Harvard. Jobs, I believe, was at Reed before he dropped out. Wozniak made the first Apple in 1976 while Gates built BASIC in 1975. Paul Allen helped with the creation of BASIC, but he was credited if my memory serves.Gates was at either Harvard or Albuquerque making BASIC when Wozniak and Jobs were in California going to Home-brew Computer meetings. As far as I can see they weren't even in the same state at the same time before the creation of their companies.
  • TheCouchF*cker 2012/07/06 17:33:09
    He was a legitimate success with a culturally relevant and revolutionary idea
    TheCouchF*cker
    No company gets that large without doing some things that could be considered questionable, though.
  • superan... TheCouc... 2012/07/06 17:34:14
    superangrymonkey
    Nonsense. Business is always totally on the level.

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