Hot rod moped
iamnothere
2010/11/16 01:51:00
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about
90 years old, pulls up next to a
doctor at a street light.
The
old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car
ya
got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It
cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the
old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up
to 220 miles an hour!" states the doctor proudly
The Moped
driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem,"
replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window
and looks around. Then, sitting
back on his Moped, the old man says,
"That's a pretty nice car, all right...
but I'll stick with my
Moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to
show the old man just
what his car can do. He floors it, and
within 30 seconds the speedometer
reads 150 mph.
Suddenly, he
notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting
closer
!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly
WHOOOOSSSHHH! Something
whips by him going much faster!
"What
on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor
asks
himself.
He presses harder on the accelerator and takes
the Ferrari up to 180 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that
it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass
his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and
passes the Moped at 200 mph and
he's feeling pretty good until he looks in
his mirror and sees the
old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old
guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes
the Ferrari all the way up to
220 mph.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on
him again! The
Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can
do!
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
demolishing the rear
end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and
unbelievably the old man is still alive.
He runs up to the
banged-up old guy and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is there
anything I can
do for you ?"
Out of breath and pale as a ghost, the old man
whispers,
"Unhook my suspenders from your side view
mirror!"
This one is funny, but no text description could do it justice....
From 1970 till his death in 1998, Clower told his homespun humorous tales of life in the poor backwoods regions of mississippi that often featured the humorous trappings of the poor and often eccentric Ledbetter family.