Hilarious, How To Invite Someone To Church

by Deborah Posted 2012/06/27 11:03:10

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Bear 2012/08/14 20:41:17

Maybe the person is sick and tired of hearing about the Xtian church in all of it's 3000+ conflicting schisms and left it themselves back when folks who are now considered mainstream were considered lunatic fringe. Too many preachers and not enough ministers. And don't you dare pray for me; the very last place I want to spend eternity is surrounded by "good" christians.

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SEAL76 2012/07/02 21:54:04

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Christians need to get on the ball and get our neighbors to come to church. If this country does not get its moral compass back we are surely doomed.

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Bear to SEAL76 2012/08/14 20:43:24

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And who decided that Christianity is the right choice?

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Andrew 2012/07/01 05:28:01

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Hamilton 2012/06/28 01:39:25

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Funny! I like it.

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Deborah to Hamilton 2012/06/28 02:28:11

Thanks

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Ken Cooper 2012/06/27 22:06:02

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Use the same method that the british navy used in the 18th century. A club on the back of the head and drag the poor sod to the church.

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Deborah to Ken Cooper 2012/06/27 22:14:35

LOL

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william 2012/06/27 17:12:27

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I LIKE THAT...........

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Deborah to william 2012/06/27 22:14:50

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Thanks

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hasher 2012/06/27 15:57:10

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that is too cool!!! thanks a lot!!!LOL

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Deborah to hasher 2012/06/27 22:15:05

You're welcome

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Elleryqueen 2012/06/27 15:22:49

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Very nice. Thanks Deborah.

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Deborah to Elleryq... 2012/06/27 22:15:21

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You're welcome

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TimothyBrianFoley 2012/06/27 15:02:26

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the church is right there not really hard to ask

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william to Timothy... 2012/06/27 17:16:51

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some people live right next door ,or across the street from a church, and wont go....just like the clip you have to ask them.to go.........

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Deborah to william 2012/06/27 22:16:50

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Thank you

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Deborah to Timothy... 2012/06/27 22:16:30

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Maybe it's to far for some people to walk , or it was not a church she would normally visit?

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cmdrbnd007 2012/06/27 14:54:10

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Too cute.

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Deborah to cmdrbnd007 2012/06/27 22:17:06

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Thanks

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cmdrbnd007 to Deborah 2012/06/28 03:38:26

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You're welcome

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u000 2012/06/27 14:50:45

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LOL
ty Deborah

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Deborah to u000 2012/06/27 22:17:22

You're welcome

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pSYchic DusT BunnIE 2012/06/27 11:20:43

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Reach out,. Persist,. don't take no for an answer eh ? How lovingly forceful.

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Deborah to pSYchic... 2012/06/27 14:22:27

I loved it too.

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hasher to Deborah 2012/06/27 15:57:52

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DEBORAH you are too cool!!!

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Deborah to hasher 2012/06/27 22:17:50

Thank you Darlene, so are you.

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pSYchic... to Deborah 2012/06/27 19:39:26

Obviously that wasn't my point.. It's arrogant dogma to think you know better than everyone around you.

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Deborah to pSYchic... 2012/06/27 22:18:29

There's always one.

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pSYchic... to Deborah 2012/06/28 00:16:42 (edited)

who has human dignity and feels that a poor old lady should be allowed her dignity. you bet. OK it is a bit funny but rewatch the ending where it says Persist,. Don't Quit,. Never Ever Give Up !
But lets reverse it. What if an Atheist persisted and finally convinced a Christians Grandma to leave with them in their vehicle so that they can escape having to go to church. They would probably have a statewide manhunt for the person and hand out photos of the missing woman.

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