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Having an "I hate my job" day?

The Birdman ~ PWCM~JLA 2012/05/29 08:31:11













When you have an 'I
Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're
retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:


Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer
section and
purchase a rectal thermometer made by
Johnson & Johnson.


Be very sure you get this
brand.


When you get home, lock your doors,
draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
so you will
not be disturbed.


Change into very comfortable clothing and
sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.



Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so
that it will not become chipped or broken.


Now the fun part
begins.


Take out the literature from the box and
read it carefully.


You will notice that in
small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal
Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is
personally tested and then sanitized."



Now,
close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I do not work in

the thermometer quality control department at
Johnson &
Johnson.'







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2014/12/22 08:33:36

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