Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; and lost my keys.
I searched the hotel room; they were not in my pockets.
A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
Her theory is that the car will be stolen.
I couldn't find my car in the parking lot.
I came to a terrifying conclusion.
Her theory was right.
I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car,
and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered;
I always call her "honey" in times like these.
"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence.
I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice.
"Idiot", she barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my time to be silent.
Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
She retorted, "I will, just as soon as I convince this policeman I didn’t steal your car."
Yep it's the golden years.
Have you ever tried to open the door of your house with your car's remote?
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Lately I have found myself doing just that, and wondering why the door won't open... Go Figure??? LOL!
Hope your MS is under control now. God Bless.
that was about when we figured that it was getting close to the time they had some sort of care.
As to the Car, we have a Prius, and you have the keys in your posession, it lets you in. No ignition either, just carry the keys, and you start and go.
Does make it a problem when we valet however if I forget to leave them the Key.
I searched the hotel room; they were not in my pockets.
A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My wife has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
Her theory is that the car will be stolen.
I couldn't find my car in the parking lot.
I came to a terrifying conclusion.
Her theory was right.
I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car,
and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered;
I always call her "honey" in times like these.
"I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence.
I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice.
"Idiot", she barked, "I dropped you off!"
Now it was my time to be silent.
Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."
She retorted, "I will, just as soon as I convince this policeman I didn’t steal your car."
Yep it's the golden years.
Truck/Suv
Garage doors
Security system
House doors ..
it does get confusing indeed ..
I have to carefully FEEL the configuration of the buttons ..
to note which is which ..
(and now .. there's also the ability to lock/unlock with one's smartphone too .. )