Have you ever farted at your job or school because your stomach hurt and couldnt hold it?

by 2789847 Posted 2012/05/07 14:09:51

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	No there is a bathroom close by	51 votes	40%
	Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time	75 votes	60%

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Smokey 2012/05/07 18:37:37

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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NO WAY! What are you two years old? Man, I tooted in the elavator, break room, where ever, and I act like it didn't come from me!!! :)

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LivnDeadGirlXx 2012/12/25 21:12:02

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

I never sneezed an did it the same time. I did however fart in class in 6th grade. I was extremely traumatized by it. Some girl made fun of me for it for awhile but She had no boobs, I got her back when I found out she stuffed her bra and stuck her chest out. Back then that was a serious issue. The girl didn't bother me again.

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JOHN C 2012/12/06 11:36:35

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

or the third choice is i simply dont give a damn and pass wind whenever i damn well want too

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doomsquirrel 2012/12/06 06:04:53

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

some times i do it on porpoise, then walk down the isle a look at the peoples faces when i get to the end

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JustBeingAtPeace 2012/12/06 02:28:36

No there is a bathroom close by

Lol

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LoVr 2012/12/06 02:22:10 (edited)

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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LOL I'm always regret that, I'm always fart in a public too like Supermarket, restaurant etc i'm so sorry i can't hold it L-O-L

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Nam Era Vet #1 DNA TLC 2012/12/06 01:38:14

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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Accident and I was ill that day anyway.

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Huki68 2012/12/06 01:09:16

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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lol

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I NEED A HORSE 2012/12/06 01:07:15
Beccy 2012/12/06 01:05:58

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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very embarassing

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Lady Stardust 2012/12/06 01:05:50 (edited)

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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There's more room in the world than there is in me as my mom says.

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ikeknight 2012/09/26 01:17:36

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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It was soooo embarrassing.

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fireware0062 2012/09/25 23:51:46

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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let 'er rip!! why hold it!

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Cierra 2012/09/25 11:37:46

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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I was really embarrassed. I tried to cover it up the best way I could. lol

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MercuryZero 2012/09/25 05:48:28

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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Silent and deadly...they never see it coming. X)

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Mrz Win... to Mercury... 2012/12/06 05:52:47

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Lol

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Dub 2012/09/25 05:39:43 (edited)

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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but never sneezed and pooped. But a coworker sharted and fell off a filing cabinet at the same time. At least it smelled like he sharted. *edit I didn't realize it said popped lol

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GothicaVende††aSquiggles\(#... 2012/09/25 05:24:45

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

$GothicaVende††aSquiggles\(#_#)/$

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Have an 'Other' option, damn it!!! >_<

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*SqU!R@L QuE3N* 2012/09/25 05:24:24

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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like really i did sneeze...but then at the same time this guy bent down and they all thought it was him...that was back in 5th grade...good old memories lol

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Jdogg 2012/07/30 03:45:33

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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At home I can blame it on the cat.

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Kaycee Mosely 2012/07/29 22:35:42

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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No, I was laughing so hard I farted. In class :L

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Heisenberg 2012/07/29 21:39:32

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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Yes, I may have done that once or twice but not deliberately.

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Don Leuty 2012/07/04 07:27:05

No there is a bathroom close by

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Must have been that darn frog someone stepped on.

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Nimitz 2012/07/04 07:18:27

No there is a bathroom close by

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No, but I farted in church one time. A loud one. A gnarly one. The kind which sticks to the inside of your nasal cavities. To make it worse, the pews were wood slats. Think 'resonance.'

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Kronan_1 2012/07/04 07:18:24

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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I passed the potent gas a few times in class and in church .

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Fun-Betty 2012/07/03 17:30:46

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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LOL - I fart even when my stomach doesn't hurt.

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EmoKiss:3 2012/07/03 10:10:35

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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Just yes i haven't shaerted though xD

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Sista Nunya 2012/07/03 06:10:05
SebaTheSociallyAwkwardPenguin 2012/07/03 06:09:10

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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aha once or twice :P

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NYYankees 2012/05/11 03:52:27

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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Sometimes i did it to be funny or if i was around people I didnt like

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DavidK 2012/05/10 03:51:43 (edited)

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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I sharted!

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Piwan 2012/05/08 15:12:47

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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Anyone who says they NEVER have is lying!

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pjbfny 2012/05/08 06:54:53

No there is a bathroom close by

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I have, actually, But your answer choices are stupid.

Guess what: PEOPLE FART! I will guarantee you that Queen Elizabeth, Pres Obama, and even Mother Teresa have all, at one point or other, farted.

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Cheshire00Cat 2012/05/08 06:35:17

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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Not always but when it has to come it has to come :/ I cannot always control my farts

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bansheebanski 2012/05/08 06:29:23

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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yep but not by accident lol one day it was just so bad and i knew i couldnt hold it for long and once it got out it would be loud so i waited until i couldnt anymore and i just let out and EXPLOSION out of my ass that sounded like a gunshot and without skipping a beat i stood up and pointed at this guy sitting a couple seats away and yelled OH MY GOD THAT WAS GROSS DUDE!! and he started freaking out and thankfully the dudes in back of me both went along with it and blamed him to lol till this day only we know who the real farter was

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MSH786 2012/05/08 02:10:47

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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Yes, but not by accident...I mean, it is a natural bodily function just like burping, so if I feel like it's coming, I just let it out...It happens! But then again, I don't do it when there are people especially customers around, I hold it in until they're gone. And why would you go to the bathroom just to fart anyway? I would definitely go to the bathroom if I had to pee or poop though...LOL!

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stl.shamrock 2012/05/08 00:15:20

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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I wouldn't call it an "accident" though. It's a natural bodily function. If it pops out, so be it.

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Recruit 2012/05/07 23:59:05

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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ive found that as you get older,those funny farts that you want to release will result in some runnyness dripping down you leg and into your socks

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♌βļąƈʞƦơșƐ3033♌ 2012/05/07 23:40:55

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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Outside on the playground, no one around. I got away with it :)

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Scooter 2012/05/07 22:27:22

Yes, but on accident, i sneezed and popped at the same time

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At work

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Ross in Oz 2012/05/07 21:33:12

No there is a bathroom close by

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Nearly let one go in an elevator the other day, but a couple of chicks came in so I was forced to hold on to it for a little while longer.

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