Have you ever been in a car accident?

Yes, I was actually a DOA in an auto-crash in which my head actually struck a tree . . . The emergency team that arrived at the scene, assumed that I was dead and pronounced me DOA. I was stuck up under a table in the Emergency Room of a Hospital, and they never even bothered to remove my wet-clothes, or anythng. I was assumed dead. An hour after my arrival, my Dad arrived at the Hospital and he and a young Doctor from England, entered the ER and took care of everything; and kicked ass and took names. They ripped my wet clothes off of me, and transferred me to a Hospital Room . . . There, I slept comatose for 36-Hours . . . But as far as I was concerned it was much longer . . . However, when I came-to I knew exactly what was happening and felt a personal-chuckle-type of expression . . . It was the most nonchalant feeling that I ever experienced in my entire life. I wanted to make a joke about it. I will never forget that feeling as long as I live. The nurse was chewing my roommate out for not washing his face . . . And I noticed that there were blood-stains on the wall of my bed . . . My dad told me later thaqt that was from my regurgitation of a Texas Big Red Cream Soda that I must have drank earlier before we were in the crash. The moment that I read that little plastic band around my wrist, I knew what had occured; that I must have been in an automobile crash; but as far as the details go; I could not really remember anything at all. Once the nurse saw me moving around, with my eyes open, she approached me and handed me a Menu and asked me what I wanted to eat. All of the stuff that I requested, such as fried chicken, she said that I could not have, and that I was on a restricted diet of soft-foods, only. I wound up eating mashed potatoes, and Jello, and drinking Ice Tea. Today, the very icey-cold beverage such as Ice Tea would have definitely been a no-no for someone who was in my condition. The time then was September 1965. I fully recovered. All in all I missed 16-days of School . . . I had to quickly learn the Keyboard to get caught back up with my Typing classmates. I struggled through the School Term for a while but got over it.

When I was 5-6yo, it was raining and my mom's POS car went spinning into a ditch. We were fine and I still remember the house (some of the family) of the people that let us use their phone and get out of the rain.
(There might've been another one with my mom and sister, but I can't remember it/the details.)
Some lady without insurance rear-ended my dad's truck when I was in my teens.
I side-swiped another teen's car when leaving Drill.
I couldn't see too clearly around some dumpsters so got hit when I pulled out in front of them; fortunately, I was in a parking lot so the police had no jurisdiction.
I hit some old people that couldn't decide on whether to turn or sit there for another minute. They tried to collect more money from my insurance company AFTER they'd been told that we were covering their medical.
I calculated that at my current speed, I'd be able to cruise onto the on-ramp. ...So when the light turns green, you're suppose to just sit there and idle, right? Wrong and because of that, I rear-ended a guy; his car was a tank so no damages (and I was going relatively slow) but mine was totaled. Precision is great...just always bet on other drivers being dumb asses, ...just to be safe.
I dodged some animals on a major highway going nearly 80 mph. Steel cable dividers won. With God's blessing and my 'lite drivin' skills, I hit it at an angle where the cables pulled over the headlight assembly and across the frame over the windshield (yeah, it was still toast). Lotsa damage to car, but got it fixed and still driving. The cables...looked perfectly fine and the post I took out might've taken DOT 10 mins to replace/bend back.