Have you ever been hit by someone ?

I would not be able to remember them all but lets see;
1. Elementary school- I bent over to address a really short kid, I wasnt mouthing off but must have frightened him or something and he punched me in the nose.
2. Parents, mostly Dad hit me often but not in the face, back of the head, side, anyplace but the face, he picked me up by the neck on occasion.
3. Stepmother punched me in the mouth when I was 17, after I took the 410 shotgun she was attemting to shoot me with away.
4. Later on at 17, I was drunk as hell and got jumped by 4 dudes outside a bar, broken nose as a result.- I looked like a Teenage Mutant Ninja for a couple of days.
5. I was about 25, some slut I was half-assed dating showed up at the bar I was at, holding hands with some other dude. I pushed him to the ground, begging him to fight, he said he did not want to so I would not hit him. I was about to leave and decided to mouth off one last time and hit me real good while I was looking at the ground.- I commenced to beating him but was tackled by the bouncers soon after. I got 2-3 sutures on the cheek after that one good hit.
6. I was about 26 or 27 in Tijuana for a night of drinking. One of my budies attacked a whorehouse manager and ended up having 5 or 6 mexican dudes beating him with slapjacks. When I discovered this, I tried to get them to let me take him out,-no comprende. That wasnt working, so soon after I started pulling them off him, they commenced to beating me. I made it out and one of the whores called the policia, I think they may have killed him otherwise.

There are others where I did not get hit of any significance, also I did not count the 2 pairs of boxing gloves my dad gave me, that lasted 8 or so years.