Have you ever been abducted by Aliens?

I doubt it. I'm just your ordinary everyday cockroach bait compared with your super intelligent, technologically superior extraterrestrial entity. Beam me up Scottie. Aye Aye Sir. Live long and prosper y'all.

Yes when I was 9, and they were pink and glittery, spoke Japanese and from the planet full of yaks

Zombie robot aliens

A long...long time ago...in a galaxy far away...

beam me up scotty

I think so, but I can't prove it

I think so but I repress a lot of things so....

they could have made it so i would foget and if not i wanna be one of them may be HAWT xD

Yes and they are all sorry they did that without asking too! Serves them right scooping me up that way and the nerve to them leaving my wife behind! Well, at least i have a witness and now she will not own up to it! Can you believe that?> Heck, Obama was there also and they even got one of their friends operating him right now! Got ya! Well, it might be true! http://www.sodahead.com/livin...

Well my mum said that my dad is one

my dad says he is one so i guess im half alien

so dose my dad, he also side that in court

really? thats hilarious no offense i can just see my dad doing that now

everyone made fun of him

I'm sorry

Its cool. i dont like my dad

Because I have too much SWAG. my SWAGNESS protects me from any harm.

Does a three day hangover count. That was when I was a teenager. lol

GET ME OFF OF THIS SHIP. RIGHT NOW. PLEASE.

That's how I ended up married to my second husband.

I couldn't help myself!

I went to a young republican reception where they were all under the influence of LSD and I was sure they were aliens .

It was quite nice actually. I was just walking home from school and they invited me into their ship for sunday dinner. We laughed and joked around and they food was delicious. We did a bit of kareoke and boy was Steve a good singer! I was shocked. especially since they did not have vocal cords. after that we partied some more then when all the fun was over they dropped me off at my house just in time for dinner. and what do ya know. we were heading to a buffet at my moms restaurant, I bet you can guess I ate A LOT that day. It was very good fun. I will always remember that day fondly. I still keep in touch with them too. In fact, I was just on the phone with them. At the moment they are on Jupiter, And run a real estate agency, perhaps when I graduate I will look into one of their houses!

Wow!
They sound like a friendly bunch. :-)

oh yes they were :o)

Actually, yes I have. But they got tired of me asking "ARE WE THERE YET?" and threw me out! Which really sucks because i was really hoping on trying alien food....which is humans right? ;)

Not that i know of

I don't remember it happening

But my home has been envaded by purple monkeys and I can"t get them to let me go!! ;-)

Nope

I don't think so, butt I'll check

Yes; and they took me to my home planet Glayvorkia

Why would I steal myself? Silly!

The problem is I can't remember it. LOL

....DON'T LIVE IN "BUBBALAND."

If you mean the illegal aliens from Mexico, the answer is no!

The waiting list is like more than 2 years.