Has this ever happened to you? (about Jehovah’s witnesses)
Yuki
2012/02/23 00:47:01
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I just had my 1st Jehovah’s witnesses knock at my door…it was awkward…
So as I am standing there in my door way I am thinking (while not completely ignoring every thing she was saying) :
… Be nice, be nice, be nice … Don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh … maybe I should show her my altar, wait, that would mean inviting her inside … just, smile, be nice and don’t laugh … that kid looks like he has never even seen a female b4, he looks so uncomfortable, I think he might be a virgin, fornication is a sin to them right? Oh that poor boy, no wonder he looks so terrified of me, and I haven’t even told them I’m Druid yet … wow things are only going to get MORE and MORE awkward … is he staring at my breasts? … wow he really is repressed, that poor boy, what is he about 17? … don’t make eye contact with him, there is no need for him to feel even more awkward … oh look she stopped talking, I can tell her I am Druid now…wow she doesn’t even know what that means, and my religion is older than hers … wow, I can just feel the repression pouring out of him as he continues to stair at my breasts … my feet are killing me …
And because I can think many thoughts at once I was also repeating over and over in my head :
I’m Druid and she is talking about her “god” and I don’t even believe her “god” is a good god (or a real god). But I shouldn’t tell her that 2nd part, I don’t wanna be rude, even though I know this entire time she has been standing here talking to me, she’s been trying to brain wash me in to converting to that “god” awful religion (very carefully, as to not quite get me to slam the door in her face). But its fine, I think it will be good practice for my never ending patience…wow my feet really are killing me…
So as I am standing there in my door way I am thinking (while not completely ignoring every thing she was saying) :
… Be nice, be nice, be nice … Don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh … maybe I should show her my altar, wait, that would mean inviting her inside … just, smile, be nice and don’t laugh … that kid looks like he has never even seen a female b4, he looks so uncomfortable, I think he might be a virgin, fornication is a sin to them right? Oh that poor boy, no wonder he looks so terrified of me, and I haven’t even told them I’m Druid yet … wow things are only going to get MORE and MORE awkward … is he staring at my breasts? … wow he really is repressed, that poor boy, what is he about 17? … don’t make eye contact with him, there is no need for him to feel even more awkward … oh look she stopped talking, I can tell her I am Druid now…wow she doesn’t even know what that means, and my religion is older than hers … wow, I can just feel the repression pouring out of him as he continues to stair at my breasts … my feet are killing me …
And because I can think many thoughts at once I was also repeating over and over in my head :
I’m Druid and she is talking about her “god” and I don’t even believe her “god” is a good god (or a real god). But I shouldn’t tell her that 2nd part, I don’t wanna be rude, even though I know this entire time she has been standing here talking to me, she’s been trying to brain wash me in to converting to that “god” awful religion (very carefully, as to not quite get me to slam the door in her face). But its fine, I think it will be good practice for my never ending patience…wow my feet really are killing me…
I could just feel her words trying to slither their way into my head like a bunch of worms…it was icky…
But other than that, they didn’t seem as bad as everyone says…or, maybe I am just more tolerant than most…
What do you think?
May all be well with you ^_^
Oh, and do wanna kno an even more funny thing? She keeps thinking that I own a bible…lol…a “god” bible…even though I told her several times that I don’t have one…oh well I think next time I will have some fun with them…
Blessings to all,
and May all be well with you ^_^