Has anyone ever seen cats f*cking?

No, just dogs.

Might I suggest the question could have been phrased "Has anyone ever seen cats mating?" And, no, I've never had the occasion to see that myself. Dogs, yes; cats, no.

No, I defend your right to use whatever terminology you wish. My only point was the fact that the word is right out there, up front in the title. You have no idea how often when I participate in some of these subjects that I bang out a fantastic response and then wipe it all out and start over again but clean up the language.

Classic, hmmm? I'll have to check that person out. But I'll stand by my original suggestion that (1) mating sounds better but (2) you're right, no obligation whatsoever to either read or respond (or both). But sometimes I do it anyway.

As for the bare-knuckle child fighting? Bet on the one that has the thickest diaper. That indicates total dedication to the craft at hand with no energy wasted worrying about the small stuff in life. (So how's that for joking?) lol

I like you :) I sense we will be throwing our opinions into the pot again some time.

I shall race to my armory and sharpen my wits some more and gleefully await the opportunity to engage in (im)mor(t)al combat.

They're LOUD when they're on a date.

WTF?!?! O.o

not into Animal porn

I immitate the horrible sounds they make when in my car, I'll roll down the window and be like "mrrrreeeeeooooowww!!!" at people walking.

Wouldnt it have been just as easy to ask "Has anyone ever seen cats BREEDING"?? And Yes all the time, almost everyday.. Put a female in season in with a male, and bingo.. My wife is a Vet... see it all the time...Nothing weird, or abnormal...

Two of my sister's cats were "going at it" in the middle of our driveway and the school bus had to stop to pick us up...the little kids were all staring out the window...lol

I can not stop laughing that someone asked this

I know someone who had a male cat called "Big Pretty".. . this little f***er would actually rape another male cat who resided in the house. Literally hold him down and force him... and he was loud.

So no, cats are not all dainty and discreet. There are loud a**holes out there too, just like people.

Many male animal species attack other males sexually...

i saw theme, but it was bychance :P

Lot's of loud wailing and growling. Like Fat Bastard trying to get his shoes on and tied, i imagine.

Common sounds on many dairy farms.

I have seen lions on documentaries though, so i would imagine its the same, but a smaller version. I also saw tigers at the fair do it during the show.

We had a kitten that got addicted to performing fellatio on himself.......Never could break him of the habit and it was quite embarrassing since he would do it all the time, everyday. I got rid of him because he became freakishly violent.

We had a billy goat like that once. The thing would piss in his beard and then show his teeth, too.

HAHAHA!

its weird...

I've heard them doing it. They are quite noisy.

Bwah hah hah hah! This is certainly one of the most off the wall questions I've seen on SH. So you earned a rave for originality! Can't say I've ever seen cats f*cking, Which maybe is kind of strange because I've always had at least one cat for the last 40 yrs. Currently I have 3. Maybe it's not so strange after all because my cats have always been "fixed" ...or broken depending on point of view. lol I've heard em goin at it plenty of times though.
I had one that ate an E string from a guitar. I was jammin and busted the string. I just threw another one on and kept on jammin. Forgot to pick up the busted string when I was done and a day or two later the wife called me at work to tell me she was at the vet with "Cathead" and he had a swallowed all except about 4-5 inches of a guitar string. The vet wanted about $400 to get the string out (the curly machine head end of the string was past his stomach and into his intestines) or $20 to put him down. The X-ray looked pretty freaky! I opted to spend the loot and save him. And figured while they have him out on the operating table, may as well have him neutered too. Kind of revenge for costing me $400. lol Strange thing about it was it didn't seem to slow him down any. He was getting plenty of...well ...pussy.... just a blanks shooting stud though. I interrupted "date night" on him a few times but never actually saw him doing the deed. And always got that "thanks a lot a**hole" look from him.

Well I had a certain whore of a cat. Even though she was unable to have kittens she mated with other males (not just one either) at least every week, sometimes only a day apart.

Of course, she wasn't discreet about it in the slightest, she'd do it on the drive way, on the car, on the roof of the car, on the pavement, right outside my front door, in the back yard...she even did it on the pond. -.-

I am indeed referring to a feline not a human euphemism this time. The thing that really attracts the attention is the yeowling.

Uhm. When my two cats were still alive my male cat would rape the female cat at night. You could hear it..

HAHA!! The cat on the bottom is suffering. :)

I know i've seen it before... possibly on tv. I know it doesn't last long, it's violent and LOUD...!

WTF??

I have. But then we maintain 5-15 cats. They procreate from time to time.

And dogs; and people... and- so what????

Beside the road.. I die laughing when I see the two that were involved every single time! I wish somebody would've driven by! =}

ewwwwwwww

None I seen dogs doing it not cats. lol

OK gross question, but I have never seen them, but I sure as hell have heard them.

They sound like they are dying.

Lol. Male cats are very competitive. Animal control doesn't do their job here, and there are a lot of loose cats around. Unfortunately, there are a lot more males than females...

I've seen the results though.