Harry Reid's New Car

Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington , D.C. with the
intention of buying a brand new vehicle. Harry looks around and finds
one he likes. After going back and forth with the salesman, Harry
settles on a price of $45,000.
Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the paperwork.
Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the bottom line. The
salesman shakes Harry's hand and says, "Thanks Senator Reid, the car will
be ready for pickup in 4 years." Harry says,
"What are you talking about? Where are the keys to my new car?"
The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand Senator. You make
payments for 4 years... THEN we give you the car. You know, just like
your health plan". Harry, with a choking voice, says to the
salesman, "But that's not fair". And the
salesman says, " No sh*t !"