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**StarzAbove** 2012/10/29 13:41:40

















































first.)
You
know you are too old to Trick or Treat when
:

10. You
keep knocking on your own front door.
trick treat 10 knocking door
9. You
remove your false teeth to change your appearance.
treat 10 knocking door 9 remove false teeth change appearance

8. You
ask for soft high fiber candy only
.
remove false teeth change appearance 8 soft high fiber candy
7. When
someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
and you
lose your balance and fall over.

fiber candy 7 drops candy bar bag lose balance fall
6.
People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a
mask.
lose balance fall 6 people boris karloff mask wearing mask
5.
When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
And you can't remember the
rest.

4.
By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining
orders.
door opens yell trick remember rest 4 bag restraining orders

3.
You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your
hairpiece.

4 bag restraining orders 3 carefully choose costume dislodge hairpiece
2.
You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a
walker.
carefully choose costume dislodge hairpiece 2 power ranger neighborhood walker
And
the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or
Treating...
*
*
*

1. You
keep having to go home to pee.
neighborhood walker number reason seniors trick treating 1 home pee

No
matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.


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