Guys, do you miss the toilet when you pee

I am a chick, but I would try and not to miss:x

home or in work.

I'm the person who does all the cleaning, so if I miss it's only going to lead to more work, and obviously less sanitary condition of the room.

My husband always does and it pisses me off, no pun intended. I have to clean the toilet at least once a day and just the floor, at least twice a day.

We all know that happens sometimes. Sometimes the pee doesn't come out centered or its 2 streams instead of one. Lol

it's kind of ignorant to not care where you're aiming. Everyone has a little slip up now and then

sometimes

a raerty i'm sure but no i do not miss the toilet;.. the end of the day my flat i clan it up and if in a friends house or party you need to convey manners and respect for that person's house

What's a toilet?

the real ? is do they wash their hands after

so true

I'm not a guy, but I've cleaned enough bathrooms to know that many do.

I'm sensing that more miss than what is being said here

Some times when I'm outside around the city

It happens from time to time, it's hard to be perfect.

In the middle of the night.... What can I say.

Yes I do it's got a mind of it's own .

lol

Toilet, what toilet, I didn't see no stinkin toilet.

then that's a yes

IDK, if my bladder was half as dry as your cheap shot witticism I'd probably never have to worry about hitting or missing a toilet again.

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chill y u so mad/aggervated

LOL, in your wet dreams dolt.

okay

I'm not a guy, but I can say unequivocally YES, men DO miss the toilet when they pee! I used to be a supervisor at a retail establishment that has since gone bankrupt, and I had to clean the mens' room all the time, especially after the cheapskate company let all their janitorial staff go, and just adding to the staffs' workload. Men are disgusting pigs when they're out in public, they enjoy finger painting in their own poop on the bathroom stall walls--guess that was their only talent they had to brag about. Men seem to take perverse pleasure in hosing down the walls, the floors, everywhere EXCEPT the toilet or the urinals!! Cleaning up after such pigs made me want to hunt these morons down and dump a couple of gallons of elephant pee and dung all over their own bathrooms in their homes, just to see how they liked it.

I'm very accurate

Oh my goodness...Seriously? I haven't missed the toilet since I started using one

If I did I would clean it up but why do people put carpets in their bathrooms?

In a house with a woman in it YOU DON'T TAKE THE CHANCE! You sit down.

lol

Some times

No. I had a special toilet made with a certain politician's face embedded in the porcelain to use for target practice. :-)

1. NOT a 'guy' .. so I don't 'miss' ..

BUT .. with that said ..
do you know my Son and Ex? BOTH had problems with not containing their excretions within the target zone ..
(and clearly .. they made messes .. but .. curiously enough .. can't ADMIT That they PEE Everywhere EXCEPT in the toilet!)

I'm sensing the same thing from this poll

I'm a good aim always

Only if fall down drunk, at whi h point I will just wander outzide and do it, orafter sex from time to time.

Yeah sometimes but not really

It happens to everyone sometime.