Gotta Love this One.

Gotta Love
This One...

Once upon a
time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..

But there was
a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.

No matter what;


Metal,

Wood,

Stone,

Anything she touched would
melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry
her.

The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?


He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,

'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her
hands,
she will be
cured.'

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next
day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter
an object
that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth...


THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.

The first brought a
sword of the finest steel.



But alas,
when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly .




The second
prince brought diamonds.



He thought
diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt.
But
alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.

He too was sent away
disappointed.

The third
prince approached. He told the princess,
'Put your hand in my pocket and
feel what is in there.'

The princess did as she was told, though she
turned red .



She felt
something hard. She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!


The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.


And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily
ever after.

Question: What was in the prince's pants?








M&M;'s of
course.

They melt in your mouth, not in your
hand.
What were you
thinking??