Gotta Love Texans!

I have mixed emotions, but I wish we would look at it.

YAY!

As always Bessie, good one!!

Thanks Whitese7en!

Texans know when to pursue the proper course of action...

Good thing too!

WhooHooo...thanks for posting something funny and that upheld one of the many reasons that I am proud to be a Texan!!

Good for you!

I was always told when I was growing up that 'if it weren't for Okie oil men and Mexican whores there wouldn't be any Texans but I knew that was an old wives tail cause there were lotsa Indians there first!!!

bessie, i've come to the conclusion, you are way worser then me

hahahhahhaahahhaaaah

YAY! Thanks!

I love it!!!

Good!

Outstanding!

Love it! Thanks!

hehehe got one girl!

;)

Bessie, you did it again!

Thanks!

That was hilarious! Thanks!

Thank you and you're welcome!

Too funny! Love it!

Good!

Love it !!! Thanks for the post. I was born & raised in Ft. Worth. You can get the girl out of Texas but... you never get Texas out of the girl.. so forgive & enjoy.. LOL

A Texan's Guide to Life .. (just a few)
Don't squat with your spurs on.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Love it! Thank you!

Do you know how to save two drowning Muslim extremists? No? Good..........

Through em' a boat anchor?

LOL!

lol typical texan.. Help.. .but not too much.... I have friends and family there so I can say this :)

I love Texans!

Very funny Bessie.
Thanks for the laugh.

You're welcome Marko!

Buy that cowboy a drink!

Absolutely!

That is hilarious! LOL!

Glad you enjoyed!

Hi Bessie"Ha Ha Ha..Very Very good...I have a few nice friends in TX.
Go Texas....

Glad you enjoyed Pearlie!

:)) LOL

lolz.
I had a friend from Texas once who moved to Glasgow MT he hated the drivers here in MT but always said at "least their not as bad as Texans" then we'd sit and watch his mom fail at parking, my she rest in peace