Good for you; Tucker!" What's under My Hat"

What's Under My Hat"
by
Monte Tucker
Jan. 28, 2008








I thought some of you might enjoy this.
A "good ol farm boy from Western Oklahoma"
writes a column like this each week.
HBO;-))


"What's Under My Hat" by Monte Tucker------ ----January 28, 2008

Howdy friends and neighbors.
Come on first Tuesday in November!
I have already had about all of the Presidential election I can stand.
Surely, somewhere out there in this great nation is a "good ol' boy or gal," that is worth voting for.
You know, someone that has actually done something,
not just talked about what they think they have done.

It's only the first quarter in the game between
the R's and the D's.
Both sides keep talking about time for change.
Just what are they going to change?

They obviously haven't changed the game of politics.
Billary and Bama Lama Ding Dong boost the word
"change" every time I see the media put their
face on my boob tube.

The first place they could start changing things

would be on the Senate floor that they're already on.

Just go and look at their voting records for the last several months and you will find they aren't showing up to vote.

You know, the job they campaigned so hard to get by promising "change," but they just don't have the time. McCain isn't immune from this either.

Let's talk "change."

What in the world do these hot air compressors think they are going to change and why?

Again, I'm just a professional bovine relocation specialist (it's the 21st century, we used to call them cowboys).

But the way I see it from Sunny Point , Oklahoma ,

how are they going to change the greatest nation in the world?

All of the candidates are demanding we must change!

OK.& nbsp;

I wake up a free man every morning and

I'm free to do anything that is morally right or

I can do nothing.

If I choose to do something productive that day,

well I can whistle at my dog,

start up my ol' tan feed truck

that I bought with the help of a free

enterprising banking system I chose to use.

Plus, there's the fact that other free Americans assembled this truck,

and the companies that bought,

sold and hauled parts and supplies

to make that pickup possible.

As I turn the key, ol' tans fires up on diesel fuel

that a mean, nasty, big oil company conveniently

made very accessible and affordable to me.

I turn out of my land that I can freely own,

onto a county maintained road that leads to any point in North America I would choose to go to that day.

Also, in this country, I am free to own livestock

and free to care for them so that the livestock will return a profit so I can repay my bank,

buy my feed and fuel, and provide for my family.

On Sunday Morning (or any other day that ends in "Y")

my family is free to drive from our house

on a ribbon of roads that lead to

the Church of our choice and worship

the real owner of all things we know, God.

We can give praise to Him for all and especially for Jesus.

Why can't these hopefuls for the highest-ranking governmental seat see that it is just that simple?

Provide me infrastructure and protect me

from these knot-headed whack's that

think they can take away our freedom.



Billary, Bama Mama or McNobrain aren't going

to change anything.

The foundations of this great country can't be changed

by one person, no matter how much they think they can.

As Americans, we have the right to succeed or fail

and try again as we please.

As a free man, I'm getting good at failing but I get smarter when I try again.

When presidential candidates tout change,

the only thing I see in this country that needs changing

is them.

Life in America is good and for those

that don't think so,

you're free to leave at any time,

go to another country of your choice

and try to change it.



I'm Monte Tucker,

and that is what's under my

professional bovine relocation specialist hat.

Wait, I'm not changing,

that is what's under my COWBOY hat!